Short jokes
I like my humans like I like my chicken... Fully cooked.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leaf. “Leaf” who? Leaf my house, or else you will regret it. You don’t live here, you dumb idiot! ?!
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
Your mom is so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
I didn’t know how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.
What meme does an Emo hate the most?
"Happy Happy Joy Joy" Peter Griffin.
Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.
Do you know what the hardest part of school is?
The pie tasted weird today.
Then I realized that my mother likes cooking pie with human flesh from C town.
The first ever joke:
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning?
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
Steven Hawking was so excited for Christmas till he realized he got socks.
You're so ugly your hairline ran away!
A grasshopper tries playing cricket. It failed and got eaten by the bat.
Why is Mars red and not orange? Because it would be too bright.
When you realize your friend standing next to you is adopted and narrates everything he does.
What were the webs?
What did a tree say to the tomato?
Nothing! Trees don't talk, silly.
A special quote: “I was gonna slap that girl into tomorrow!”