Short jokes
My classmate, Hailey Legacy.
What is it called when a cop hides under his bed? Going undercover.
MrBeast: *breathes*
Twitter: 😡🤬
Stories like Rudolph and Wonder show that different means worse.
Tyler is ugly.
If you are called Tyler, change your name.
The Emo kid wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
When I die, I'll let everyone I kept dear lower my coffin into the ground.
So they can let me down one last time.
Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.
Boss: How good are you at PowerPoint?
Me: I Excel at it.
Boss: Was that a Microsoft pun?
Me: Word.
I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but y'all couldn't mandle it.
So things are just too tiring to sort out... like which adoption center you should send your son to?
Orphan: I'm hungry.
Dad: Let's go to KFC.
Orphan 2: Boy, you don't got a dad!
I heard the Kardashians were going on a cruise soon.
As if there's not already enough plastic in the ocean.
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
What do lesbians love to use in art class?
Scissors.
Mom, where are we going?
To your grandma's funeral.
Yeah, 'cause I 360 no-scoped that b*tch in the face.
When life gives you lemons... call them yellow oranges and sell 'em for double the price!
What do you say to someone being cremated? You urned it!
Ever noticed that "lol" looks like a person drowning?
Why do women love wind chimes?
They vibrate.