Short jokes
A goose with no beak, and you eat?
Goose beak salad, file! :)
It’s about drive, it’s about power, We stay hungry, we devour, Put in the work, put in hours, And take what’s ours.
A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange."
So I replied, "No, it doesn't."
Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.
POV: Her name is Alli.
My son asked for a swimming pool so I got him a ant 🐜🐜🐜 pool.
What do you call Joe from Family Guy in an electric wheelchair?
RoboCop.
Why doesn't Newton cut trees in vanilla Minecraft? Because he wants Minecraft to be realistic!
I photo bombed someone's selfie, and then they yelled, "Why would you do that? I was trying to take a family photo!"
Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?
The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.
Why can't you get water in the North Pole?
Because there is no well.
Your head is so big, it looks like traffic is able to fit on it!
Could a staff member of this site please block Kimberly Jones?
Bro, please block Kimberly Jones. She keeps trying to scam people.
What did the lady say when she sat on Pinocchio's face:
"Tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth!"
Hello ppls, I'm lilkitten ig.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leaf. “Leaf” who? Leaf my house, or else you will regret it. You don’t live here, you dumb idiot! ?!
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
Should I kill the main character's best friends in my book? It's an autobiography.
I tried to tell an Armenian genocide joke in Istanbul.
Nobody got it.