Short jokes
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blow job!
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
I drove my new rainbow-colored car today. For some reason, it wouldn't go straight.
My biology teacher told us "get out nice and sharp colored pencils." Does she mean as sharp as in the blades I use to cut myself?
What has 4 wheels, no wings, and flies?
A dead cripple.
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I wanted to tell a joke about Jonestown.
But the punch line is too long.
I wrote a book called "Endless Love."
It’s about a tennis match between Stevie Wonder and Hellen Keller.
Why shouldn't you make fun of burn victims?
Because they've already been roasted!
Osama Bin Laden was trying to give me relationship advice.
Probably wasn't the best time to say "OK Boomer."
It's obvious Bill Gates didn't create COVID.
None of his other products are able to release new versions this frequently.
My girlfriend got COVID.
This is the perfect time to propose to her. She might just say yes because of the lack of taste.
What's the difference between three cocks and a joke?
Your mom can't take a joke.
What do gingers miss most at a grate party?
The invitation.
What is the difference between an Isis training camp and a school?
Not sure, I just fly the drone.
What's an emo's favorite time of year?
Fall.
Why do gay men hate periods? Because they per Collins.
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?
Punchlines.
What do you call an apartment full of black people?
A CON-dominium.