Short jokes
What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels?
Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.
My last relationship ended because I didn’t open the car door for her. Instead, I just went to the top of the water.
I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun, now it's an assault rifle.
My parents raised me as an only child, which infuriated my sister.
What’s the difference between Swifties and rap fans?
One rap fan has a higher IQ than every Swiftie combined.
I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.
Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?
Crack/her
What’s something you can say at the funeral but also in bed?
"Damn, that's really stiff!"
What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up?
"I thought what we had was special!"
What did the rapper say to the SANDWICH?
"Wrap it up!"
A riddle: My enemy is the Joker, I'm black and I help to save Gotham City. Who am I?
All countries will get Covid.
Except China, they got it right off the bat.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A money manager who counts bars.
What did the rapper say to his broken refrigerator?
"Yo, chill!"
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!
If LEO were a spice, she’d be flour... BLAND and FORGETTABLE!
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach new heights in his performance.
I’m really good at algebra. I can replace your X without even asking Y.
I have to file a complaint against Spotify because I didn’t see you on my hot singles last week.