Short jokes
I caught my wife cheating on me.
I beat my son and grounded him.
I would invite you to play baseball, but there's no home for you to run to.
You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.
Chicken on a stick with a macaroni tick.
Your hairline reminds me of a car taking a U-turn.
POV: You accidentally get H in your IV drip.
Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.
Deals is bully, right? Denise, like a bully type of rock, is a piggy.
My teacher says no phones allowed. I say my phone is allowed because I’m nobody, Dania.
"If you yeet one thing that has been yoted, the yeet gods will help you" - Chris Tyson, MrBeast's friend, and your mom >:)
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?
A: Covid.
Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a Hot Wheels car.
Yo momma so fat, when she pulled out the chair, it screamed and broke itself.
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
Run, bestie, run!
What does an orphan and a dog have in common?
Both got taken from their parents.
Why is being alive so expensive? I'm not even having a good time.
Why would the chicken not cross the road?
Because it's too old. (The joke is old.) (The chicken is old.)