What is the easiest way to get into a busy hospital? Try to commit suicide.
(YES I KNOW I SPELLED SCUCIDE WRONG)
Hospital Admission
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, the joke is that the easiest way to get into a busy hospital is to try to off yourself. I know, right? Dark. And you know what's even more based? You not knowing how to spell "suicide." Stay safe out there, kiddo.