Melania Trump jokes

Freezer

Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?

Answer; It's because that is where EVERYONE goes to "Hang Their Meat"!

Meat

Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?

Answer; Because it's where everyone goes to "Hang Their Meat"!

Freezer

Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In Freezer"?

Answer: Because it's where EVERYONE GOES to "Hang Their Meat!"

Million

In order to get $355 million for his civil fraud case, Donald Trump desperately needed to fundraise. So, in every Republican Party event, he will serve the Patriotic Trump Dog! It consists of an 80-year-old sausage inside a 10-year-old cream bun, topped with Russian dressing.

Trump does have the best people, doesn't he?

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  • Donald Trump

    Why does Donald Trump have a fervent crush on the Russian president?

    He is Putin his dick where it don't belong!

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  • People

    People claim that Trump has Russian ties.

    FAKE NEWS!

    All of Trump's ties are made in China.

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  • Donald Trump

    How did Donald Trump win Alabama twice?

    By declaring that he has a crush on his daughter!

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  • Donald Trump

    Why is Donald Trump so desperate to break into the White House?

    Most landlords cannot lease their properties to him due to the fact that he is a felon.

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