Short jokes
What do you call angry midgets?
Short-tempered.
What kind of truck does a Mexican drive?
F-Juan Fifty.
Before you leave that marriage, remember that one innocent 🐐 goat was killed for your traditional marriage. 😔
Wanna hear a couple of short jokes and a long joke?
Joke,
Joke,
Jooooooooooooooke.
What Pokemon is from the Avengers? Throh.
I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.
I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"
Is your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go wayyyy back?
What is a similarity between priests and doctors?
They both have fetishes for their professions.
Balls are balls, aka dicks.
Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.
I have had it up to here with you.
(Then there Hight.)
Me: Y’all should start calling me 1943.
Friend: Why?
Me: 'Cause I’m going through my own Great Depression.
Why can’t you sell nans, but you can sell zebras?
Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."
Why are tomatoes green? Because they rot, like your mum.
Take a step back... just like your hairline did.
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.
What do you call Autistic kids baking?
"Downies" with brownies.