Short jokes
What did MLK Jr. say when he spent the night on the internet?
"Last night I had a meme."
Do emos eat...
Happy meals?
Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.
Kylin fucks his sister.
"Kylin milks me all day like I'm a cow."
Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.
I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.
Your hairline was playing Sorry!
Pulled the wrong card and moved back five spaces.
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never learned how to home cook.
When you fall asleep on the couch and wake up in your bed.
But you know you live alone.
What can run, be an eyesore, and practice social distancing?
Your hairline.
"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
You're so ugly, your class searched up Godfrey Baguma and all called out your name!
Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire.
That made my father very mad, as we didn’t have a fireplace.
What's that Pokemon that evolves into macargo?
Slugma.
Slugma dick.
Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.
But she so ugly people are repelled by her.
What would you like as your last meal?
Fried chicken. Extra crispy.
Why is football the gayest sport ever? Because it's just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other.
Your haircut is worse than James Charles picking a gender.