Short jokes
Yo momma is so stupid, she eats cardboard boxes thinking they're chocolate bars.
When the ugliest cat looked at you, then you search up the ugliest thing in the world, you show up.
Wilt Chamberlain may have spread his seed among many women, but Kobe spread his brain matter all over California.
Doctor: You should stop masturbating.
Me: Doc, I'm almost done.
When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.
Hey Sandy.
South's losing to Broncos. 😹
You call it death. I call it peace and quiet.
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
I am a joke.
How come orphans know how to do laundry?
Cause that's usually the mom's job.
Yo, dad is so stupid, he brought the milk after two years, and he said, "Oh, sorry son. I'm going back to the store. Bye."
Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked at the mirror, I cracked up.
Yo mama's so fat, Darth Vader wanted her to be the Death Star!
Are there support groups for men?
I wish I knew life, but my dad said it was a mistake to begin with.
What makes laissez-faire and a gangbang the same?
Not my problem.
Q: What did the ocean say to the boy?
A: Nothing! Oceans don't talk, silly!
Hahaha!
What is the difference between a detective company and a man with eyes on his butt?
One has a private eye, and the other has eyed privates.