Short jokes
I asked a European what do you call Karens in your country? He said, "American women."
You are so white even Nippon Paint tried to sign you!
You're so fat you need butter to get in the car.
I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word “Mother-in-law” you get the words “Woman Hitler”.
I’d make a Kobe joke, it just wouldn’t land right.
POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the motherboard.
Yo papa's wife is so dumb and fat that we had to use yo papa.
Why did the orphan girl cry during sex?
Because her boyfriend said "Who's your daddy?"
BAJAHAHAHHAA
An emo girl dyed her hair red.
Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.
My friend looks more red than Mr. Krabs.
It’s weird, I could’ve sworn I saw the silhouette of a belt hurling towards him the other day.
Why do women love wind chimes?
They vibrate.
I just competed in a wrestling tournament. The first guy hit me harder than my dad’s belt.
The optimistic midget's coffin was half full.
Your mama's so young your dad went to jail.
Dad: Hey, uh... you're adopted.
Dog: *frown*
The only doctor you have is Doctor Pepper.
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home.
Orphan: Oh, cool, something we have in common.
We gave Erik ten Hag 7-Up after Liverpool thrashed Man Utd 7-0. He said, "F**k you all!"
Anybody who doesn't like Pepsi is a Coke-sucker!
What do you do if your dick is smoking?
Get your mum to lick it.