Short jokes
The priest had a very holy shirt.
Are your ankles having a party? Because I think your pants should come on down.
Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.
What happened to the cheetah that took too many baths?
The cheetah became spotless!
Like this,
it will give you good luck. See for yourself!
He slips, he falls, he dislocates his balls!
How did Capetian Hook kill himself? He wiped his butt with the wrong hand.
What do lizards and Queen Elizabeth have in common?
They both live long with dry skin.
I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.
Except it had no home button.
They are delicious.
What did the priest say during the christening?
"So anyway, I started blasting!"
Why does Britain suck at chess?
They lost their queen.
What TV series do orphans hate?
"House, M.D."
The orphan's best friend wanted to meet his family, so he took a selfie.
Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.
You're a train; you ran fast on these rails, but you gain nothing, you only gain pain.
POV: You are 7 years old and you find a stick. SWORD.
Yo mama so fat she needs to sit on 2 chairs.
I bought a sweater and it started building up static electricity.
So I got another one free of charge.
A blind man handed me a piece of paper. It said, "⠊⠋ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠉⠁⠝ ⠞⠗⠁⠝⠎⠇⠁⠞⠑ ⠞⠓⠊⠎ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠁⠗⠑ ⠛⠁⠽."
I have no idea how he knew.