Short jokes
Quote from Seth no.1: "I would have fought back, but she was seven."
A kid asks Trump:
Kid: "Where are the confidential files?"
Trump: "There they are, bud!"
What does weed and the Carolina Panthers have in common?
They both get smoked in bowls.
You know you are from China when you use rice instead of glue.
Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?
Because he heard they had PHAT BASS.
Who is the oldest Dave?
Daveon.
What did Daveon say when he saw a spider? "I'm Dave-on with this!"
What do you call a group of Daveons? A "daveon-ation."
I just encountered a father and son moment over some milk.
The dad finally came back with the milk!
Tuesday, I was looking at my family tree, and two dogs were using it.
My proctologist used to be a photographer. He took x-rays and told me to bend over and say "cheese!"
BlessedBrian’s mom’s birth certificate is a COLLECTOR’S ITEM.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some FRESH SEEDS.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To drop some SWEET BEATS!
How do rappers stay cool in the studio?
They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT!
What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?
"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"
How do rappers like their coffee? With a lot of flow creamer.
Yo mama is so dumb, when she had a brain scan, the result was 404...
Yo mama is so clumsy, when she had her first kickboxing lesson, she kicked herself in the testicles.
I arrived at a restaurant early and the manager said, "Do you mind waiting a bit?" I said, "I don’t mind," and he said, "OK. Take these trays to table 9."