You have to be a good mom to be a MILF.
Short Jokes
(Phone call) This is Frank's funeral home and grill, where yesterday's grief is today's beef. How may we help you?
What's one piece of stationary gay kids always forget to bring to school? A ruler.
We don't joke about orphans unless they have family. Then we assassinate the family.
Why will the orphan never say, "Honey, I'm home?"
No one wants him, not even the bees.
What do you call an orphan that has a brother? The second one without one.
Your sister is so ugly that she made an onion cry.
Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?
Why did the kid cross the road?
Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt! 😂
What's a building's first crush? A plane.
I've been drinking from a tall cup.
His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.
Kobe was a bloody legend. Now he's just bloody.
Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?
The knee caps.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.
An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.
I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
Why are orphans unable to work at S.C. Johnson?
Because it’s a family business.
Where did little billy go when he was stuck in a minefield... everywhere.
That joke was pretty dark, but it got pretty light for a second.
What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?
A barcode.
I don't have a joke. Keep looking.
