Short jokes
What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?
Rhyme-berry pie.
If LEO were a spice, she’d be flour... BLAND and FORGETTABLE!
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach new heights in his performance.
I’m really good at algebra. I can replace your X without even asking Y.
I have to file a complaint against Spotify because I didn’t see you on my hot singles last week.
What does weed and the Carolina Panthers have in common?
They both get smoked in bowls.
What do gingers miss most at a grate party?
The invitation.
What's an emo's favorite time of year?
Fall.
My last relationship ended because I didn’t open the car door for her. Instead, I just went to the top of the water.
I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun, now it's an assault rifle.
What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels?
Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.
Wow, I can't believe you'd take the time to read this!
Q: What is the opposite of 'Dominos'?
A: Domi doesn't know!
Prankster kid: Knock knock.
Neighbor: Who's there?
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What do you call a prehistoric crow? Crow-Magnon.
You just made a Mist-ake.
Anyone here a spoon?
How did the skeleton win the girl? He was humerus.
Myself.
If you want to punch someone, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?