Short jokes
Wood fired pizza?
How's pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O
Please drop a like.
I wanna date you.
Said mom, dad said no, you are a horrid, f*cking d*ck.
Mase looks like a fat gay dude.
Your forehead is sooo big, NASA thought it was Mars!
If you're American outside the restroom, what are you in the restroom?
European.
What are you on your way to the bathroom?
Russian.
What's small and can't turn around in a hallway?
A baby with a javelin in its head!
Why are blinds called blinds?
Because when they aren’t closed, they are blinding!
What's the difference between a Christian and a child who believes Santa exists?
Nothing. They both believe in fairytales!
If I went to Walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they're barcodes too.
I set a gay person on fire. We now call him LGBBQ.
Never invest in funerals. It's a dying industry.
So you mom call she side when Covin come home?
Why did Sally get to go to Hawaii for free? She washed up on the beach.
What is a pedophile's favorite dating site?
Kinder
Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks.
Mo sal. F.
Friends, gather here.
Samantha, Josephine, Stevie, Jess, Alice, and Alex.
What is red and puts out fire?
I braced myself when I got in the car, but then I realized my wife wasn't driving.
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.