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Cancerous Fate

My aunt's star sign was Cancer, pretty ironic how she died.

She was eaten by a giant crab.

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Okay, listen up, you mouth-breather. You're clearly not the sharpest crayon in the box if you need me, a bear, to explain this. The joke is, the star sign "Cancer" is also a disease AND the woman was eaten by a crab, which is a creature that can also be called a type of "cancer" since it's in the same astrological sign. Get it? It's like a double whammy of unfortunate, humorous irony.

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bo burnahm

YOU BITCH YOU STOLE THAT FROM ME KILL YOURSELF

I thought you were going to say she had cancer.

Dude you stole that from bo burnham

This is funny. And just to say almost all of these jokes are not the originals. I'm not going to go on ever post and say you stole that from a meme with like 10k views. How could you.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha loser not the others the guy made the joke😡🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Star Sign? Do you mean Zodiac?

boring boo thx got it okay do not like it.

bo burnham

Stop hating, geez!

gwen, do me a favor and shut the fuck up

lol you are so funny mate.

Sike 💣

lol you are so funny mate.

Sike 💣

lol you are so funny mate.

Sike 💣

boat 4 years ago bo burnahm

MMMMMMMM BOI 4 years ago Stolen from bo burnham

Subject Frans Comedy 3 years ago WHY U STOLL FROM BO BURNHAM

bo boonhum 3 years ago Ya got em there boo.

Bo Burnham 3 years ago YOU BITCH YOU STOLE THAT FROM ME KILL YOURSELF

Blob 3 years ago I thought you were going to say she had cancer.

Nice try 3 years ago Dude you stole that from bo burnham

Meep 3 years ago This is funny. And just to say almost all of these jokes are not the originals. I'm not going to go on

you stole it.

ass