Short jokes
Son: Dad, why did you name my sister Paris?
Dad: Because she was made there.
Son: Thanks, Dad.
Dad: You're welcome, Backseat.
Why do feminists believe that they can act like a bitch towards men if they want to? Because they were born without a penis.
Why can't the orphan play the game of life? They don't know what a family road trip is. 😆
Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking out of the box.
If I make a summer camp for kids with concentration problems, will it be a "Concentration Camp"?
I got sent to the principal's office for lighting the kid in the wheelchair on fire and calling him hot wheels.
You know why I don't buy Velcro items anymore?
They are a total rip off.
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?
An orphan has all their teeth intact.
What is an Emo’s favourite music element?
Self harmony.
Yo momma so fat, her belt size is E for Equator.
My son asked me what dark humor was, so I told him, "see that kid in the wheelchair, ask him to stand." He said, "But Dad I'm blind." Exactly.
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
Why did Hitler kill himself?
His gas bill was too high.
Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano?
Neither has he.
What does Michael Jackson like about 28 year olds? There's 20 of them!
"I'm not sure why my girlfriend's father doesn't like me."
"What was your first impression on him?"
"I told him, she calls me daddy too."
What is a cannibal's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
People say that life is short.
I say... life is the longest thing we ever do.
What's a Mexican's favorite video game?
Borderlands.
You see a kid on the side of the street crying, so you go up to them and say, "Where are your parents?" The kid says, "What are parents?"