Short jokes
What did the Olympic Swimmer call his son?
Paul.
The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
A girl has small balls.
Clowns were doing an egg contest, and one clown had their egg crack, and another clown said, "The yoke's on you!"
Why is the divorce rate among socks so high?
"Can we do 69?"
"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"
What do you call Josh in a room...
Gay.
Aitana is so fat that Thanos had to clap for her to disappear.
What's the difference between Batman and Robin?
Batman can go to the store without robbin'.
What's the difference between a criminal and an orphan?
One is wanted and one's not.
What do you call a Pegasus that is being sus?
A megasus!
The other day my brother hit me. I yelled for mom. No one responded.
Uranus is cold.
Two cows in a field.
One says to the other, "Mooooooo!"
The other says, "Tut, I was gonna say that!"
Have you ever had duck sausage? No? How about you duck on down and get yourself some!
The convoy truckers are a joke.
How come yo mama did not come straight home from work last night? Because her daughter had sex with her boyfriend and got drunk.
What is the definition of Hell, a city in the state of Michigan?
The thing about 9/11 and the jokes about it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head.
Oral