I entered ten puns into a contest to see which one would win.
No pun in ten did.
Pun Contest
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen here, you big oaf. You're probably the type to not get why the bear craps in the woods, right? Well, this joke is all about the word “pun” and how it sounds like “one” when you say it. The joke plays on that similarity to say that none of the puns in a contest won. That's it, ya dingus.
Comments (10)
susan
end your life
Mary
That has to be the best bad pun I have ever seen
Kc Cooper
IT'S SO UTTERLY HORRIBLE IT'S GOOD. I SQUIRTED MILK OUT OF MY NOSE WHEN I READ THIS ONE
Jake A. Gray
I love this one so much it is not even funny... or should I say punny....
That Gal
Oh my godd!!! That was so good!!!
ur mom
kill me
ndfyngcyng
You are my hero
name
the god of tear-able puns
nhj
awesome
peter
lol!!!!!!!!!!! Very Creative