Ya ever think about the twin towers plan?
Me neither. It all came crashing down.
Short Jokes
I won't ever forget my dad's last words: "OH GOD THE POLICE!!!"
He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".
Did you hear about the German girl being raped by 10 men? She shouted, "nein, nein," so one of them left.
You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. For example, if she's holding a gun, she's probably angry.
What's an emo's least favorite show?
Dr. Phil.
If you ever become depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep... That’ll give you a reason to get up in the morning.
What’s the similarity between peas from Tesco and emos?
They both have barcodes.
A cemetery should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents.
I entered ten puns into a contest to see which one would win.
No pun in ten did.
Roses are red, violets are black. Why is your chest as flat as your back?
Yo momma so fat, her belt size is E for Equator.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but a crowbar could do it so much quicker.
What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
What's the cheapest kind of meat you can buy?
Deer balls. They're under a buck.
Why are people in Japan always skinny?
Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.
A prisoner was told how he'll be executed. Needless to say, he was shocked.
If you watch Jaws backwards, it's a heartwarming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people.
My aunt's star sign was Cancer, pretty ironic how she died.
She was eaten by a giant crab.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
By rearranging the furniture.
