Short jokes
What is the difference between your girlfriend and your sister?
They're both "sweet home Alabama."
An orphan can’t ever play Grand Theft Auto V because he can’t get a wanted level.
Why did the snail paint a big "S" on his car?
Because he wanted people to say look at that S-car go when he rolled by.
What's the difference between a yellow line and a baby?
You can't run over a yellow line.
How do rappers stay cool?
They use RAP-SICLES.
Freshfry, my friend, please talk to me!
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
The guy who made the knock knock joke deserves a no-bell prize.
My grandma's got 99 problems, but a fat butt ain't one of 'em.
I saw this boy named Phone. He said where would he live? I said an orphanage.
Oooo, Gabriel Casey.
Do nut get in my way.
Harder than a diamond in an ice storm.
Osama bin Laden back from the dead!!! 💣💣💣💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🌇
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
Teddy bear, teddy bear, turn around.
Why I turn around?
Infopka.com
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the Statue of Liberty? The statue stands for something.
If you are having sex and your feet are out of the tent, it doesn't count.
What's an orphan's favorite song?
"Gimme Shelter."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nacho.
Nacho who?
Nacho Cheese!