Short jokes
Halloween! The day nobody questions the bodies dangling in your tree!
What do Polish people in Poland use chop sticks for?
tweezers.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but a crowbar could do it so much quicker.
What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
Me: Want to play 911?
My little brother: What's that?
Me: It's where I kick your legs and you fall.
What is the richest planet?
Saturn 🪐- It has many rings.
If you watch Jaws backwards, it's a heartwarming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people.
I comforted my friend about his wife's death, until I found out who did it.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because the last one that had a dream got shot.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
By rearranging the furniture.
I won't ever forget my dad's last words: "OH GOD THE POLICE!!!"
They named a road after George Floyd. It was a dead end, though.
How do you surprise a blind guy? Leave the plunger in the toilet.
brb makin' tic tac toe boards on myself.
When you accidentally turn in your suicide note instead of your essay to the teacher, but she still gives you an A.
Why aren’t orphan jokes funny?
The punchline isn’t apparent.
How do bitches talk about body positivity when they have no body to even be positive about?
If you ever become depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep... That’ll give you a reason to get up in the morning.
What's an emo's least favorite show?
Dr. Phil.
What do you call a Chinese man with a camera?
Phill Ming.