Short jokes
Me walking away after committing murder in a school with my trusty “friend”.
Hey, what do you call a beta simp?
You call me the beta simp.
Why couldn't the cowboy go to the rodeo?
He forgot his calves!
Mustard
You know they're lying when they say, "My mom's picking me up."
Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.
My favorite book is "Brown Spots on the Ceiling" by Ho Fung Poo.
@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.
What does a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common?
They can both scrape the cheese out of the box for a nice snack.
Teacher: Ok kids, time to go home.
The orphan: What is home?
Teacher: Here, I have somewhere for you.
*puts in trash can*
How do people grade pedophiles?
1st grade to 8th grade.
(I know it's orphan jokes but still)
But he could only get 1 trade.
What is it called when corn stalks have a baby?
The cream of the crop.
I bet for Halloween you were a Goblin. How about you gobble deez nuts?
Where does Santa send his children to study?
The Elf-phabets.
To Drew the Devil,
We NEED to talk RN. I'm very mad at you, and we need to talk.
Angry Alex
My friend said she wanted to fly, so I pushed her off a building.
Saw (DYM 69).
Two towers.
Bored.