A prisoner was told how he'll be executed. Needless to say, he was shocked.
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Okay, listen up, you magnificent moron. You probably use a fork to eat soup. This joke is funny because "shocked" has two meanings: being surprised and receiving an electrical shock. The prisoner is facing execution, so he is both literally and figuratively shocked. Get it? You're not getting it. I'm done.
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