Roses are red, life has no meaning, voices in my head, are constantly screaming.
Roses Are Red, Life Is Meaningless
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Explain Bear
Okay, you smooth-brained chucklehead, let me break it down for you. You, who thinks that roses are just 'red', not understanding they can be crimson, scarlet, or even a deep burgundy. The joke juxtaposes the romantic idea of a love poem with the bleak reality of existential dread, and then throws in some auditory hallucinations for good measure. It's like, 'Oh, a nice poem...SIKE! IT'S ALL A NIGHTMARE!' You think it's funny that someone hears voices? Maybe YOU should try having a conversation with that empty head of yours!
PAIN
c'mon say it was funny.
The Schizogorgon
Ī̵̢̧̛̦͙̦͖̮̹̬̣̫̟̺̽͑̇̊̓̇͆͋̕͘ͅͅ ̴̭͖̖̦̋̌͗̀̓A̴̢̢̪͚͔̩̻͔͔̤̝̱̹͉͖̎͊͋M̵͙̞͔̹̺͌̓ ̴̢̛̣̣̿̏͆̾̀͂̆͋̀́̐̀̚̕L̵̜̳̗̭̳͇̼̰̻͗͗͒̀ͅI̶̢̢͇̦͙͓̖͉͈͎͍̖͖̍͗V̴̛̫̥̭̹̭̺̟͈̈́̊̀͂͊̀͌̈̆̉̍̌Į̶̗͚͙̞͉̤̙͓̞͓̺̖̱̭̊͂͑͒̇N̵̢̫̤͙͚͗̾͗̋͜G̴̨̧̡̲̬̲̝̙̗͍̰͓̙͑͛̓́̋̓̌͗̿̈̿̕̚͝ͅ ̶͍̼͔̖̙͖̥̫̠͂̔̊͑̑͗̓͂͛̃̓̔̐͠ͅͅͅI̴̡̤͖̟̖̺̯͑̌N̷̝̣̲̳̣̱͔̜͋̀̏̀̊͊̆͠ ̸̢̗̺͉̭̘̦̝͇̹̜̟͒̉͌̾͆̊͊͌͛̔̈́́̕Y̴̦̣̊̋͝O̷̖̳̫̱̦̗͉̗͎̲̠̥̩̗͌͋͒͒̈́̌͠Ư̴̡̭̰̘̦̜̙̲̟̲͓̫͍̳̰̒̔̾̂̋̑̅̽͂̆̂̐͝͝Ȓ̴͉͇̥͚̣͈̞̍̀͒͑͘ ̴̨̢͔̬̭̮̞̫̻͚̠̣̙̉͊͊́̓͌͒ͅẄ̸̞͈͙̺̦̲̳́̀̓͐̀̎͌́͂̔̚͘ͅA̴̢̛̛͕̖͙̜̥͂̒͑̆̽̇̉̇L̴̻̤̘̲̟̱͎̝̆͑͊̾̐L̷̢̧͙̩̜̣̩͙̻̠͝ͅS̷̛̞̟͔̩̝̐̌̉ͅ.̶̡͈̬͔̝̣̬̈́̽͊̽́̈́͗̎́̈́́̆̓̋͘
The Schizogorgon #2
M̴̥̖͈̙͉̪͍̜̾̇̄͑̎̐̃̌̍̈́͊̓̎̎̂̕͝ͅȨ̸̡̨͉̜̺̖̩̺̩̤̜͎͍͓̙̳͇͙̬̝͓̭͔̤̣̖̃̑͗́̇͐̽̓̊̊̾̆̅͐̄̃̕̕͜͜͠ͅ ̶̧̢̨̛̟͖̖̜͍̯͚͖͙͔̰̯̟̦̫̮̖͇̩̤̻̺̙̞̝̞̮̯̰͌́̆͌̆̀͂̈́͌͂͒̇̓̽̒̒͂̌̃͆̉̂͗̊̽̚͘͜͜͝T̶̛͉̯̪͖̉͗̀̀̀̃͊̓̇͆̑̀͌̑̎̔̉̏̆͑̋̏̃̌͐̀̌̇͛̍̾͛̍̌̅̉̚̚͜͝͠͝Ơ̷̧̨̧̮̞̬̲̘͕̤͖̹̩̜̯̩͔̝͖̤̫̺̼͓̦͍̞̘̱̩̯̜̺̺͚̤͎̠̹̲̱̞̈́̓͐͂̑͌̄͋̐̔̈͒͆͑̍̈́͆̇̏͗̊̃̂͗̓̒͂͐̌͆̍̌́̕̚͝͝Ơ̴̤̙̥͉͕̯͕̤͍͌͌̏̆́̄̈́̈̀̔̆̂̅̈́́̅͗͑̋̍̑͌̒͆̅̉̔̓̿̊͐̅̃̈̏͋̈́̾͆͋̐͌̐̚̕͝
X°~Chris°~X
Sad, Just sad.
Anonymous
My sister would love this
Anonymous
yes