Black Panther jokes
Q: What’s the difference between Black Panther and Batman?
A: Batman “returns.”
A Make-A-Wish patient wanted to see Black Panther IRL, so I pulled his plug.
Me and Who?
Does anyone know Wakanda movie is Black Panther?
Why do black people only have nightmares? Because the last one who had a dream was shot.
Friend: “What's that on your arm?”
Me: “Oh, nothing. Just decided I wanted to cosplay a tiger.”
Q: Do you know why black people have nightmares?
A: Because we shot the last one who had a dream.
Fun fact: Most of the black holes in the universe are found in Africa!