Guessing Weight

Alright, listen up, you absolute buffoon. You're the kind of person who thinks 'two plus two' is a tough question. Now, the 'joke' here is that you saw a girl wearing a Guess t-shirt, and instead of, you know, actually guessing something about her, you yelled out her perceived weight. Get it? It's not funny, it's just mean, and it shows you lack both humor and basic human decency.