Short jokes
In a Kahoot, and you're the Twin Tower terrorist: terrorist kill streak 2,996.
The boys joking be like:
One guy: "Balls!"
All the other guys: "Hahahahaha!"
Asking for a friend, could anyone please tell me how to politely ask a question for a friend?
What do you call a girl with no legs?
Unshakeable.
I want your weight, not your phone number.
You're so poor that when you drink water from a cup, people flick a coin into it.
What's the difference between a Russian potato and a U.S. potato?
The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.
"It's Sunday evening!"
"No. It's Monday eve."
MrBeast: *breathes*
Twitter: š”š¤¬
Stories like Rudolph and Wonder show that different means worse.
So things are just too tiring to sort out... like which adoption center you should send your son to?
Why did the orphan girl cry during sex?
Because her boyfriend said "Who's your daddy?"
BAJAHAHAHHAA
Your mama's so young your dad went to jail.
*gets hit by a car*
Passerby: "ARE YOU OKAY?"
Me: "Please...I need my...phone."
*opens twitter*
Me: "LMFAOOOOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT"
I identify as the Titanic, because I'm a wreck.
Gnome.
What do you do if your dick is smoking?
Get your mum to lick it.
Your mum is so fat, all her relationships are long distance.
Why canāt orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
When an American goes on a scale, the other person will say, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"