Short jokes
Michael has canceled his upcoming dates. They were Tommy, age 9, and Bobby, 11.
When someone calls you gay, say:
"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"
Baller.
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. (Wing, wing, halo.)
Follow me if you know someone smart.
If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?
Why did no one turn up to John's funeral?
Because Sally wrote the invitations!
Hello everyone, to the first Hollow Knight meeting!
My name is Giselle.
My teacher gave me an A in Physics, then she tells me that it turns guys on.
Why do I look nervous when I enter the church? Is it just because I'm the only one with the bomb?
What do you call someone who gets killed at 12 o'clock on New Year's? First kill of the match.
I went to kill Biden with poison water and mixed it with my finger, and then licked it. I passed out, and now I'm here.
Bro never learned how to play Jenga. 🙄
Listen to the autism song on TikTok.
Wanna see a joke I found? *shows mirror*
Daddy, I really miss you. Mummy changed my name to Tickle Timpson. Anyway, daddy I forgive you for abusing me.
What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
Michael Jackson's hand.
I like strippers on me.
How do you know all suicide bombers self-identify as being old?
They are all boomers in the end.