Short jokes
"If your enemy is kicking your ass, blame it on the lag."
-- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
"If two sides in a battlefield read my book, there will be no winner."
Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
What’s the difference between orphans and cars?
I don’t have 1080 cars in my basement.
Are you a builder, because you give me an erection.
What site does a vegetable go to when he/she is stressed?
cornhub.com
What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?
Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!
What did Mickey Mouse say to Minnie Mouse: "I don't use condoms; I use my drawbridge."
Yo son so excellent, he gone to a Rubik’s cube competition who competed against his daddy.
Man, your hairline is so bad it started from the beginning of the month to the end!
How did "Bloody Mary" become a thing?
Because her husband beat her bloody when she didn't stay in the kitchen.
Why does the Please Touch Museum sound like "police touch museum?"
Because they gotta watch out for the pedos.
What is an oven that you don’t own? Nacho oven.
Q: What did the late cannibal get when he got to the party?
A: A cold shoulder.
What's common in vampires and American kids?
They both don't get old.
Logan Taub has a BBC, Big Butt Chin!
Call me an edgelord because I'm gonna impale myself on the edge of a spear.
Imagine if a disabled person's last name was Runner or Walker! 😬😂
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
What is the difference between a Libertarian and a dumb polack?
Not much difference.
What comes in and comes out, but you should never miss it?
Any ideas?
SHIT!!!!