Short jokes
You’re so ugly, I can see why your dad left now.
What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common?
They’re both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you’re pretty much screwed.
Why can’t a gay person walk a trail? Because a gay person can’t walk on a straight line.
Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? It's kinda trippy if I'm being honest.
How do you name a Chinese kid?
Throw a frying pan on their head, "Ching Chong!"
Yo mama so UGLY... at the strip club... people pay her... to keep her clothes ON!!!
Are you my homework because I’m supposed to be doing you right now, but I’m not.
How do Chinese people name their babies?
They chuck a pan down the stairs.
Why did the cheetah get in trouble at school?
Because he cheated on a test.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
"Uh daddy harder," the orphan said. Oh wait, he doesn’t have a daddy.
Why do they call it America when literally nothing is free?
My friend asked me once, "Is there any religion in the world that preaches a god who masturbates in a closed room?"
"Islam it is."
What has ten children crying, naked, and screaming for their parents?
My big green pedo machine.
What do you call a white kid at the back of class?
A school shooter.
Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.
"Are you my homework? Because I want to slam you on my desk and do you all night."
I was riding ya mom... LIKE SHE’S MARIO KART!
Why do the police never catch the orphan?
The orphan is not wanted.
What do you call an engineer that bakes? A BAKENEER!