Short jokes
Me: I used to laugh at Skyrim jokes like you, then I took an...
Everyone Else: DON'T...FUCKING...SAY IT.
"Let girls live" is 9 years old, OMG, right?
If you think no one cares about you, stop paying your taxes.
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
Pork-chop!
Why couldn’t anyone see the bird?
Because it was in da skies.
I bought a new shotgun the other day. Want to know what I called it?
Kurt Cobain's microphone.
What type of jam can you not eat?
Traffic jam.
If you are dehydrated, you should get well soon.
If your boyfriend doesn't get your fruit puns, you got to let that mango.
What do you call nitrogen in the day? You call it day-trogen!
Do you know Warrior Cats?
I heard Hawkfrost is cold.
What did the cow say to your mom?
Hello.
If Carlos and Jose took a brownie from me and I had 10 to start, what do I have?
Answer: A math problem.
My bird. PRETTY BIRD! PRETTY BIRD!
Others CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP!
What are cow jokes considered?
Cheesy.
I watch sexy girls AMV and my pp goes up and down and up.
What time is it when your kids stay home from school? S'no time!
What is a cat's favorite Queen song... Don't stop meow.
Do you know what I found in my letter soup?
A space.
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N. Oh my gosh, I'm peeing on my shoe, no one knows about it yet!