Why do orphans become criminals?
To feel what it is like to be wanted.
Short Jokes
Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."
Why are natives called redskins? Idk, ask the pilgrims 😂
Grandma isn’t responding. Close app, wait, cancel.
Which do you choose?
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
At least he got D.L.A. (Disability Living Allowance), so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.
It puts a whole new spin on meals on wheels. No pun intended.
Oh, ate the cheese? Urmom.
I asked an American if their national anthem was "Pumped Up Kicks."
What's the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage :|
Yo momma so fat, when she pulled out the chair, it screamed and broke itself.
Q. What is Terri Schiavo's favorite Eminem song?
A. "Till I Collapse."
Run, bestie, run!
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
What does an orphan and a dog have in common?
Both got taken from their parents.
Why is being alive so expensive? I'm not even having a good time.
Rat
Why couldn't the surfer hang 10?
Because he forgot his feats!
When I got to school, they gave me an Acer laptop, so I went up to the teacher and aced her.
Orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be disappointed.
