Short jokes
Child: Mom, someone told me you talk like an owl.
Teacher: Who?
Child: Oh, it is true, you do talk like an owl!
Who’s more excited than a kid on his birthday?
Jimmy Savile in a primary school playground.
If you're a simp, just remember, it means "Suckers Idolizing Mediocre Pussy."
What do you call an orphanage that's not an orphanage?
A homeless shelter.
You're so ugly your mom and dad abandoned you, and you went to the adoption center, and not even the adoption center would take you or let you in.
Why can't Juice WRLD play Call of Duty zombies?
Because he can't handle all six perks.
What do you call Greg in your class? Obese.
Why do mostly younger orphans get adopted?
Because who wants a traffic an adult?
Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?
'Cause they don't know where the home page is.
Warning: if you don't like gummy bears, DO NOT READ.
Q: What do you call a Mexican gummy bear?
A: Delici-Oso
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Knock, knock.
Moon, give me cheese.
Where are virgins usually born?
Virginia.
What do you call a Hippie's Wife? A Mississippi.
Why is the ocean so salty?
Because the land doesn't wave back! 🤣
My grandpa's last words were, "Why is there a body in my kitchen?"
No witnesses.
I bullied a handicap today.
What is he gonna do? Stand up for himself?
Me on my way to the principal's office after the trans kid told me to act my age, so I told him to act his gender.
What’s the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail—it’ll be delighted!
Why was Wet scared of Water? Because he was the water.