Short jokes
Why do disabled people always get picked on?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
Q: Why is Japan the healthiest country?
A: Last time they had a fat man, 80,000 people died.
The past, present, and future walk into a bar.
It gets really tense.
What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?
They both went down.
Joe Biden doesn’t follow his own f**king mask mandate.
I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it!
99% of Roblox usernames be like: bdiejfbsie3hdiejdbisie882jeoxnd, by yYidgJyeuzyei73*-;ujduzjehzisjd, and j73heisbdjJd3nakwnwo2jdieneidjd.
I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hairdryer.
What does Jesus do when he gets nervous? He bites his nails.
Your mom's so heavy that it caused Atlas, the Titan, to slip a disc.
There’s no "I" in "sex," but there’s a "U" in "cum."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It doesn't matter, he's dead.
What do you call a black woman?
A Nigg-girl.
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Robin, get in the car.
What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
What did the neutrino say to the planet?
"Just passing through."
Student: Hey! Did you hear the joke about the three holes in the ground?
Teacher: No?
Student: All I can say about it is, "Well, well, well."
When the grass is bloody, You play in the mud...
Where did the eye doctor keep all his kittens? On Cat-A-Racks!
My girlfriend said she wanted to be pampered. I told her I wasn't into diaper fetishes.