Short jokes
What do you call a Black Iron Man?
Robert Browny Jr.
Where does a black Eskimo live?
In a Nigglu.
Woman: Doctor, doctor, I've been raped.
Doctor: Sex is good for you!
Okay, so turns out the toasters are not waterproof...
Why is my sister horny? It's because she loves my dick.
TommyInnit said, "Long live the Queen." Look at where she's at now.
How does a depressed couple say goodbye on the phone?
"No, you hang yourself first..."
Yo Mama is so FAT, it wasn't an iceberg that sank it, she was called, "THE MAMABERG!"
Why did Michael Jackson die?
Because I have a new phone number, and he does not know.
There's a new game in the arcade where kids can hit raging paedophiles with a mallet: Whack-A-Jack, oh!
Trump likes to grab 'em by the pussy. Putin likes to grab them by their tiny hands.
What did the therapist say to the rapist yes please
My name is Jafar. I come from afar. There's a bomb in my car. Allahu Akbar!
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
120 pounds.
Your forehead is so big that we may as well call it a fivehead.
Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
'Cause they'll eat the bat!
You're losing all your friends, but never any calories.
"Brown bear, brown bear, what do you see?" I see a blind man looking at me.
"Blind man, blind man, what do you see?"
Oh sorry, I forgot you can't see.
He only won the election because of rigging.
82 million votes my ass.
Ask me for proof.
When you tell your friend he’s a simp and isn’t offended, say it stands for sucking intensely at monkeys' penises.