Short jokes
Yesterday I asked my friend, "What is a fish without eyes?"
They replied, "I don’t know."
I said, "Fsh."
What did the man's dick say to the man?
I just can't "hand"le it!
When your uncle drops a nickel, but the only thing he really drops is his pants.
Butthole.
I was trying to make friends, and this one person came up to me. They said, "Lettuce be friends?" I just laughed and said that was tear-able.
Roses are red, give me some limes, boy dies after masturbating 42 times.
Why is the penis so light?
Because even thots can lift them.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Bananana!
I am up in the air about becoming a pilot.
Once there was a boat. Its friends said,
"It's time to come back." And the boat said,
"No way. I don't give into pier pressure."
What goes up must come down, apart from Mr. Vyse.
What would a clock look like with no numbers?
Timeless!
What did one gay guy say to the other when they were packing for a trip?
"Want me to pack your shit?"
My enemy told me I’m adopted, so I told him at least I got adopted.
Consent before sex is a joke. It's just politically correct feminazi propaganda.
I saw a dad shave his daughter's head because she made fun of a woman with cancer.
Good thing she didn’t make fun of a pregnant woman 🤭
Why do women buy clothes from the kids section? Because rapists prey on the weak.
What's the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?
With a cop car, all the pricks are on the inside.
Where does a black Eskimo live?
In a Nigglu.
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.