Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
Short Jokes
Why did the pumpkin man not go to the party? He had his hand stuck in a treasure chest.
Your hairline is so far back Sherlock couldn't solve that mystery.
Do you know what the hardest part of school is?
Who even needs white jokes?
The pie tasted weird today.
Then I realized that my mother likes cooking pie with human flesh from C town.
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
The first ever joke:
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning?
Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?
Because he thought it said "Home Deport."
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower.
Messi is really messy.
Guess what my plans are for the weekend? Suing the NYCDOE for blocking (probably) WEBTOONS.com.
What age is served for breakfast?
I was riding my bike when I saw a man's head in the wheel. It was mine.
What were the webs?
Yo hairline caused corruption.
Why does Sonic wear gloves? Because his hands are cold.
What does Sonic wear when he goes to the beach? A speedo.
How much does a hipster weigh?
About an Instagram.
