Short jokes
How do you know if an Asian is an orphan?
If their grade was only an A.
What does RIP stand for on Maddie's head stone?
Raped in Portugal!
Jokes about the poor aren't rich.
When there's no piñata at the party, but the emo kid just hung himself.
I called my mom on Alexa, and she told me, "Please take out the trash." I said, "But I can't, you're not here."
What does my uncle call a school?
A strip club.
Yo momma so fat, she tried to eat a pie chart.
What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball?
Orphan: "My Parents."
Want to know the difference between an orphan and a flower??
Flowers get picked.
Have you ever heard about the new virus in China? It's called Hupun.
Hupun DEEZ NUTS!
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy!
Have you ever tried anal bleaching?
It really helps assholes lighten up.
POV: You walk up to your short friend and say, "How is the weather down there?"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What do you call an Indian gravedigger?
Digdeep.
It hasn't been the same since Kobe died. I can't say "Kobe" anymore when going to shoot a shot. Now I have to say, "Kobe crash!"
Why don’t spiders go back to school?
Because they learn everything on the web.
Yo forehead so big it makes Megamind's forehead small.
Why did John rape his mother? Because he wanted a brother to play Mario Kart with.
Mama is so Catholic, Swiss cheese wishes it was as holy as she is. Do you...