Short jokes
I followed the sun for a day (stood there at noon). I found myself at the same spot.
Don't you hate it when you do the dishes, but then you realize it wasn't the dishes?
Two WiFi routers got married. The ceremony was OK, but the reception was amazing.
What is the best part about eating cake? Your mom.
You should never date a prospector. They're all just gold diggers.
My sister and I were hanging out when she opened her drawer and pulled out 3 condoms and said, "Pick one."
I told my dad, "I just thought of something funny." He said, "Your face?"
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
"Our souls will rain forever."
What is the leader of the school supplies?
The ruler!
Two cunts were walking down the street.
One was doing calculus, and the other one says, "Imagine me, a stupid cunt that can talk...."
My math teacher walked by and asked me, "What is that?"
I said, "Paper."
She said, "Really?"
I said, "Yeah, do you need glasses?"
I watch sexy girls AMV and my pp goes up and down and up.
The moment you realize that school Kahoot! games are more competitive than the Super Bowl.
If you think no one cares about you, stop paying your taxes.
3+3=****
KSI driving ability.
Why did the researchers want all the shore birds high on marijuana?
They wanted to leave no tern unstoned.
Who would win?
The laws of the Catholic Church which have been effective for over 900 years,
Or one horny Henry?
What type of jam can you not eat?
Traffic jam.
If you are dehydrated, you should get well soon.