Short jokes
Jesus tried solving the Rubik's cube,
but died on the cross.
Bitches be like "you're racist." You're right, and I'm gonna win.
How do you know if an Asian is an orphan?
If their grade was only an A.
What does RIP stand for on Maddie's head stone?
Raped in Portugal!
I like strippers on me.
How do you know all suicide bombers self-identify as being old?
They are all boomers in the end.
Wanna see a joke I found? *shows mirror*
What’s the easiest way to dig a hole to China?
Through my arm.
What's an autistic kid's favorite transformer?
Autistemist Prime.
I went to kill Biden with poison water and mixed it with my finger, and then licked it. I passed out, and now I'm here.
What’s long, white, and full of cream? A cheese stick.
What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
Michael Jackson's hand.
Why don’t orphans understand the meaning of a family reunion?
Because they’re not wanted, yet maybe they should rob a 🏦 bank ;)
If at first you don't succeed, oh well, so much for skydiving.
What is the best way to kill a special ed kid?
Call them retarded.
I had a friend who got shot in the head.
Guess you could say he was...
Blown Away!
Why did the rapper refuse to write a diss track?
He didn’t want to start beef, he’s VEGAN.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why was the bee’s hair sticky?
He used honeycomb.
I wrote a song about a tortilla.
Actually, it’s more of a wrap.