Why did the skeleton want a friend?
Because she was feeling bonely.
Short Jokes
What's worse than a bag of dead babies? One at the bottom is still wriggling.
A cowboy rides into a ranch on Sunday, stays three days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible?
What has a heart but no organs?
A deck of cards!
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your cock into a girl's mouth.
Fortnite is gay and rëtarded.
Imagine this... you're a lesbian, and you're doing it with your cannibal girlfriend. You say, "Eat me, baby!"
She pulls out a knife and fork.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Nothing, because numbers don’t have consciences.
Sayo-nara.
"Hippoty hoppity, women are property."
I dated a German girl, it was very annoying when she kept on screaming her age and moaning.
When I die, I'll let everyone I kept dear lower my coffin into the ground.
So they can let me down one last time.
Boss: How good are you at PowerPoint?
Me: I Excel at it.
Boss: Was that a Microsoft pun?
Me: Word.
What do you call a crazy lesbian?
Fruit Loops.
What do lesbians love to use in art class?
Scissors.
When life gives you lemons... call them yellow oranges and sell 'em for double the price!
What do you say to someone being cremated? You urned it!
My friend looks more red than Mr. Krabs.
It’s weird, I could’ve sworn I saw the silhouette of a belt hurling towards him the other day.
Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police... Who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!
My ex's dad died while she was texting me. She said she had a boyfriend, but I told her I had a dad.
