Short jokes
Alya is so retarded.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
Girl, is your butt made of water, because it is tubig?
When you are sleeping in class and the shooter sees you, then they wake you up and say, "Letβs team up," like, what the f*ck?
I have it.
My grandfather says Iβm too reliant on technology. I call him a hypocrite and unplug his life support. πππ₯π
Me: You know what's the favorite slogan that Hindus like the most?
My friend: What?
Me: βkati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.β
To a Mexican person: When I first met you, I thought you were going to say, "My name is Enrique, I have a job for you."
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"The FBI."
"The FBI who?"
"Are you dumb? It's the f#cking FBI, now open up!"
What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?...
We don't know; she hasn't opened it yet.
Yo mama so stupid, when I said, "Go deep," she dug a hole in the field.
Sister: Hey sis, how are you today?
Me: Oh, good, you?
Sister: Good, 'cause I heard you finally got a good living life.
How do you check that a rabbit is old?
You check how many gray hares it has.
When you ask your friend if he thinks lunch is good, but he says that he doesn't taste anything.
MAGAnon is the goat.
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Why did the chicken cross the road to get away from this conversation?
A man who thinks he's funny but is actually a transvestite/transformer.
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
"Our souls will rain forever."
Two cunts were walking down the street.
One was doing calculus, and the other one says, "Imagine me, a stupid cunt that can talk...."
What music scares balloons?
Pop music.
Why would the banana scream "ouch?"
Because it is getting peeled.