Short jokes
Why did the rapper refuse to write a diss track?
He didn’t want to start beef, he’s VEGAN.
I wrote a song about a tortilla.
Actually, it’s more of a wrap.
What do you get if you cross a loaf of bread with a vagina?
A yeast infection.
Why was the bee’s hair sticky?
He used honeycomb.
My teacher gave me an A in Physics, then she tells me that it turns guys on.
Why do I look nervous when I enter the church? Is it just because I'm the only one with the bomb?
I like strippers on me.
Another Nazi joke.
Did Nazi that coming?
Did Jew?
Why don’t spiders go back to school?
Because they learn everything on the web.
Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?
In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.
Your forehead is so big that it could carry the passengers of the Titanic.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite Pokemon? Squirtle.
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because the parents are in every episode.
Yo forehead so big it makes Megamind's forehead small.
Why doesn't Iran have any Walmarts?
Because they have a Target at every corner.
What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?
It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.
Hello everyone, to the first Hollow Knight meeting!
My ex.
Mama is so Catholic, Swiss cheese wishes it was as holy as she is. Do you...
Michael has canceled his upcoming dates. They were Tommy, age 9, and Bobby, 11.