Short jokes
How do you check that a rabbit is old?
You check how many gray hares it has.
I got kicked outta the poker game.
They said I was a little cheetah.
When you ask your friend if he thinks lunch is good, but he says that he doesn't taste anything.
MAGAnon is the goat.
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I would make a joke about Kobe, but I don't think it would fly very well.
He couldn’t stand it anymore with his sister because he is in a wheelchair.
I have it.
My grandfather says I’m too reliant on technology. I call him a hypocrite and unplug his life support. 😄😆🔥👍
Me: You know what's the favorite slogan that Hindus like the most?
My friend: What?
Me: “kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.”
Why'd Susie go down the slide too fast?
Because her wheelchair was good.
How do you call a virgin girl in Alabama? An orphan.
Girl, is your butt made of water, because it is tubig?
What do a gynecologist and deaf people have in common? They both read lips.
When you are sleeping in class and the shooter sees you, then they wake you up and say, "Let’s team up," like, what the f*ck?
Gwen is a liar. She said she is a Christian and then is saying bad, bad, bad, bad words. Shame on you, Gwen, LIAR!
Why did the chicken cross the road to get away from this conversation?
Yo mama so stupid, when I said, "Go deep," she dug a hole in the field.
Sister: Hey sis, how are you today?
Me: Oh, good, you?
Sister: Good, 'cause I heard you finally got a good living life.
A man who thinks he's funny but is actually a transvestite/transformer.
I really want to beat the living daylights out of you, but it's not worth getting the wooden spoon for garbage.