Short jokes
Imagine this... you're a lesbian, and you're doing it with your cannibal girlfriend. You say, "Eat me, baby!"
She pulls out a knife and fork.
What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball?
Orphan: "My Parents."
What does my uncle call a school?
A strip club.
Yo momma so fat, she tried to eat a pie chart.
POV: You walk up to your short friend and say, "How is the weather down there?"
When there's no piñata at the party, but the emo kid just hung himself.
Have you ever heard about the new virus in China? It's called Hupun.
Hupun DEEZ NUTS!
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy!
Have you ever tried anal bleaching?
It really helps assholes lighten up.
My grandfather says I’m too reliant on technology. I call him a hypocrite and unplug his life support. 😄😆🔥👍
Me: You know what's the favorite slogan that Hindus like the most?
My friend: What?
Me: “kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.”
Jokes about the poor aren't rich.
I called my mom on Alexa, and she told me, "Please take out the trash." I said, "But I can't, you're not here."
Want to know the difference between an orphan and a flower??
Flowers get picked.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get away from this conversation?
Yo mama so stupid, when I said, "Go deep," she dug a hole in the field.
Sister: Hey sis, how are you today?
Me: Oh, good, you?
Sister: Good, 'cause I heard you finally got a good living life.
What is George Floyd's favorite song?
"Wishing Well" by Juice WRLD.
What do you call an African that is not hungry? Dead.
She needs a flat surface cleaner.