Short jokes
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.
How does a blind person wipe their ass?
With braille toilet paper.
Why is pounding your mom like playing video games?
Because once you start, you just can’t stop until you win!
If there was a zombie, you would not die because you have no brain.
What do you call a bunch of retarded preschoolers? Tater tots.
I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
Q. What do a one-story house and an Alzheimer's victim have in common? A. Nothing going on upstairs.
Q. What's the difference between a baby and a bale of straw?
A. I got arrested last time I speared a baby with a pitchfork.
I wanted to make a joke about dandruff.
People are still scratching their heads over it.
Why can't you starve in the desert?
Because of all the sand which is there.
What's hard about walking through a bunch of dead babies?
My dick.
I'm gay.
What do a bike and a rubber duck have in common? They both have a handlebar, except for the duck.
Fila is a cool brand. I fill a cock in my ass.
What do you call 1 normal kid and 2 retarded kids smoking weed?
Pot roast.
What’s the hardest bit about having anal sex?
Repeatedly getting a cock shoved in your arse🤣
Why did Stephanie fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Not Stephanie!
What's the difference between a cow and a pig?
One is a pig.
Me: What's yellow and can't swim?
My sister: What??
Me: A school bus filled with kids.
Your clown is so stupid it took a spoon to the Super Bowl.