Short jokes
My bird. PRETTY BIRD! PRETTY BIRD!
Others CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP!
First human comes.
Sans: That was pun intended.
What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? Cashew.
What are cow jokes considered?
Cheesy.
Do you know Warrior Cats?
I heard Hawkfrost is cold.
If Carlos and Jose took a brownie from me and I had 10 to start, what do I have?
Answer: A math problem.
What do you call a flying sheep?
A muttonbird.
What do you call a flying skunk?
A smelicopter.
My mom asked my doctor, "Why is my unvaccinated baby crying?"
The doctor replied, "He's going through a midlife crisis."
I sexually identify as kilometers per second.
Cuz I really wanna km/s (kill myself).
What's the square root of your dead?
9/11.
I feel like the Twin Towers, I’m broken.
Bitches be like "you're racist." You're right, and I'm gonna win.
How do you make the world’s greatest Harlem Shake?
Throw a flashbang into a room full of epileptics.
What's the difference between a joke and two dicks?
Women can't take a joke!
What's the difference between my ripped jeans and my arms?.
None.
"I only want to play with your daughter. It was okay yesterday."
If at first you don't succeed, oh well, so much for skydiving.
Why don’t orphans understand the meaning of a family reunion?
Because they’re not wanted, yet maybe they should rob a 🏦 bank ;)
What’s the easiest way to dig a hole to China?
Through my arm.