Short jokes
One man's trash is another man's treasure, he said when he found out his parents split up and he is being adopted.
Today, I filmed an unboxing video at my friend's funeral.
His parents weren't too happy.
What do you call a dead black plantation worker? Fertilizer.
I've got a job defusing landmines.
It's difficult, but hopefully soon I'll find my feet.
Friend A: Do you like Wendy's?
Friend B: Yes, why?
Friend A: Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!
What's the difference between a mother and a father? The mother always comes back from the shop.
I would make a joke about fat people, but they already have enough on their plate.
Why are Elmo’s jealous of lights?
Lights are hanging.
Your eyebrows are far from home just like your dad.
One like = more from me to you. 👊
Your mum so fat, she broke the stairs down to the fridge.
Your forehead got a restraining order from your hairline.
Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
Your hairline so far back, it's a wide receiver for the Minnesota Vikings.
The only doctor you have is Doctor Pepper.
How does a train sneeze?
It goes, "A-choo choo!"
What do you call a priest that likes juice?
A Capriest Sun.
Remember the name Ben Andrews.
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and the devil?
The devil always has horns... not just around children.
Your teeth are so yellow, when you smile, you put the sun out of business.