Short jokes
Why do the police never catch the orphan?
The orphan is not wanted.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
When your brother sends you to go get a box of condoms for his b-day. (* *)
"Are you my homework? Because I want to slam you on my desk and do you all night."
I was riding ya mom... LIKE SHE’S MARIO KART!
Why was the baby ant confused?
Because its uncles were all aunts!
Warning: if you don't like gummy bears, DO NOT READ.
Q: What do you call a Mexican gummy bear?
A: Delici-Oso
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why is the ocean so salty?
Because the land doesn't wave back! 🤣
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
What's Superman's weaknesses? Kryptonite and horses.
Child: Mom, someone told me you talk like an owl.
Teacher: Who?
Child: Oh, it is true, you do talk like an owl!
Who’s more excited than a kid on his birthday?
Jimmy Savile in a primary school playground.
I remember the time that Gordon Ramsay did an African food episode... it was a short episode. Too bad he couldn’t find any.
Your mom so fat, Thanos had to clap!
What do you call Greg in your class? Obese.
Why do mostly younger orphans get adopted?
Because who wants a traffic an adult?
Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?
'Cause they don't know where the home page is.
Don’t stop orphan jokes. They’re funny, and people are just mad that they don’t understand the jokes because they're too STUUUPID.
If you're a simp, just remember, it means "Suckers Idolizing Mediocre Pussy."