Short jokes
Girls with the name Zoe have big foreheads.
One time my friend nutted into my bag of trail mix.
I guess you could say I fucking ate a different kind of nut.
How can you be friends with a pedophile that's a musician?
B minor.
If she’s old enough to smoke, She’s old enough to choke.
If she’s old enough to pee, She’s old enough for me.
What’s the best kind of candy to offer at a Pride parade?
Skittles.
Yo mama so UGLY... at the strip club... people pay her... to keep her clothes ON!!!
Your mom is so fat that she works as a hydraulic press in a car factory!
You’re so ugly, I can see why your dad left now.
What do you call a Black Iron Man?
Robert Browny Jr.
I tried to catch air once... I mist.
What happened when the dog played golf?
He hit the ball into the ruff.
What did the sushi say to the bee?
"Wasuuubi!"
What did the cholo say when the house fell on him?
"Get off me, homes!"
If you want any pictures of cheese for your laptop, I've got enough to Philadelphia.
If my boobies are fish, then am I salmon boobies? Please give generously.
What did the blind man say on Christmas?
"I can feel your presents!"
What's a chair's favorite snack?
Chair-ies or Cherries if that's how you wanna spell it .3.
If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house?
In Washington D.C.
Stephen Hawking isn't actually dead. He is just having an update.
Q: Why do I like bone jokes so much?
A: Because they are humerus.