Short jokes
What do you call a Hippie's Wife? A Mississippi.
Why is the ocean so salty?
Because the land doesn't wave back! 🤣
If you're a simp, just remember, it means "Suckers Idolizing Mediocre Pussy."
Why can't Juice WRLD play Call of Duty zombies?
Because he can't handle all six perks.
Knock, knock.
Moon, give me cheese.
Warning: if you don't like gummy bears, DO NOT READ.
Q: What do you call a Mexican gummy bear?
A: Delici-Oso
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
What's Superman's weaknesses? Kryptonite and horses.
What do you call Greg in your class? Obese.
Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?
'Cause they don't know where the home page is.
My grandpa's last words were, "Why is there a body in my kitchen?"
No witnesses.
I bullied a handicap today.
What is he gonna do? Stand up for himself?
Where are virgins usually born?
Virginia.
Your hairline is so far back that it goes all the way across the globe.
Why is the cheetah so fast?
Because it can't walk slow.
If sex before marriage is a sin, is sex after marriage cos or tan?
Mississippi girls are missing a "pp."
Last Christmas, I took a picture of your mom.
It's still printing.
Why was Wet scared of Water? Because he was the water.