Short jokes

Don't believe what your school bully tells you.

Always take it with a grain of assault.

How many skinheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10; 1 to do it and 9 to back him up.

"Dude come here and see a rabbit!"

"Ok!"

"Are you ok, man?"

"Yeah, I’m fine."

"Dude, pull your pants back up!"

I cannot believe no one's come up with a cure for anorexia yet. I thought it would be a piece of cake!

Rangers are a joke.

Why did your emo mom get you?

To have someone to hang out with.

Mom, shut up. Me? I don't shut up, I grow up. When I look at you, I throw up.

You guys know the notes A Minor and D? I really like putting D in A Minor!

They say Jesus walked on water.

That's nothing. Stephen Hawking ran on batteries.

When I was 17, my mom’s door was always locked. I wonder what she was doing.

Hey, do you remember that dragon thing?

Draggin' these balls across your face.

So, in "Revenge of the Sixth" when Anakin goes and kills the younglings, I thought to myself, "Hey, it’s just another day in an American school."

When someone said to an orphan, "My boyfriend ghosted me," the orphan says back, "Don't worry, my parents ghosted me!" 🤣

I can't tell what's farther, the Great Wall of China, or how far Paul Walker flew out of his windshield.

What do you call two men fucking? My dad and I. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

So, little Johnny is walking down the street and asks a stranger, "Sir, what are hormones?"

Then the man replies, "The moans of a fucking whore!"

Me: What's the difference between me and my grandpa?

Friends: What?

Me: I've been alive for the past 14 years.

What do you call a dinosaur with a butt?

A Butt-asaurus.

Do you know Warrior Cats?

I heard Hawkfrost is cold.

What did the cow say to your mom?

Hello.