Short jokes
What’s the easiest way to dig a hole to China?
Through my arm.
What's the difference between my ripped jeans and my arms?.
None.
How do you make the world’s greatest Harlem Shake?
Throw a flashbang into a room full of epileptics.
May.
There are 3 Genders.
1: Man
2: Woman
3: Mentally ill.
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
Jesus tried solving the Rubik's cube,
but died on the cross.
As I grow older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe tour guide wasn't the right career choice for me...
What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?
Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.
What did the terrorist do when his kidneys failed?
Dial-ISIS!
How do you know all suicide bombers self-identify as being old?
They are all boomers in the end.
Wanna see a joke I found? *shows mirror*
What's an autistic kid's favorite transformer?
Autistemist Prime.
I went to kill Biden with poison water and mixed it with my finger, and then licked it. I passed out, and now I'm here.
Baller.
Why don’t orphans understand the meaning of a family reunion?
Because they’re not wanted, yet maybe they should rob a 🏦 bank ;)
"I only want to play with your daughter. It was okay yesterday."
Bro never learned how to play Jenga. 🙄
Listen to the autism song on TikTok.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.