Short jokes
What do you call a vagina with multiple clits?
A tongue workout!
They didn't have a category for Bald, so I chose the Bald Eagle.
Did you know that bald people have an endless forehead?
What did Cinderella leave at the ball?
Her virginity.
Scrolled through all of them, still haven't laughed.
What do you call an epileptic midget that works at Little Caesars?
Little Seizures.
I did phone sex, but I'll never do it again because last time my penis got stuck in the charging cord.
Your forehead is so big, I thought you were Megamind for a second there.
I hate these double standards.
Burn a body at a crematorium and you're doing a good thing, burn a body at home and you're destroying evidence.
We cut and kill flowers because they're pretty.
We cut and kill ourselves because we are not.
What’s big, red, and eats rocks?
A big, red, rock eater.
Hey, you down to fuck?
No, I’m just down.
So my friend and I went camping at a Cold Lake Campground and he jumped into it without any warning, and so I asked him, "Wat-er you doing?"
Why did the two balls cross the road?
To get to the penis!
Sorry, too rude?
What goes in dry and comes out wet?
A dick.
When my dad once went to the Virgin Islands, now it's just called the Islands.
Shorkey will find you in bed tonight, and he will eat you like my joke or else...
My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fat kid and lit them on fire
She said no, so I raped her.
What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?
Answer: cancer.
I'm gay, lol.