Short jokes
What does my uncle call a school?
A strip club.
Did y'all ever hear about the great thunder crash of September 11th?
The view is so much better without those twins covering the city.
Well, that was a blow up!
What's the difference between an orphan and a baby?
The orphan gets back up.
Why do you only see girls in groups of 3, 5, 7, and 9?
Because they can’t even.
Mom died, so I planted mums and forget-me-nots all over her grave site.
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
TITANic
I am not a nerd ;). I'm just smarter than you.
Have you ever been to the new Disney park called SawCon?
SawCon deez nutz!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What do you call an Indian gravedigger?
Digdeep.
It hasn't been the same since Kobe died. I can't say "Kobe" anymore when going to shoot a shot. Now I have to say, "Kobe crash!"
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
"Him and his dead family." :(
I got kicked outta the poker game.
They said I was a little cheetah.
I would make a joke about Kobe, but I don't think it would fly very well.
He couldn’t stand it anymore with his sister because he is in a wheelchair.
Gwen is a liar. She said she is a Christian and then is saying bad, bad, bad, bad words. Shame on you, Gwen, LIAR!
How do you call a virgin girl in Alabama? An orphan.
What do a gynecologist and deaf people have in common? They both read lips.
Son: Hi.
Dad: Yo.