Short jokes
When your girl is sucking your dick and chokes on it, not because it’s big but because you haven’t washed it in weeks.
Why do pedos like to lose races? Because they like to cum on a little behind.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to the movies tonight?
What do you call a fish with two knees?
The past, present, and future walk into a bar.
It gets really tense.
What is a failed abortion? Annabelle.
Heard the Helen Keller single?
It’s called ERRRRRAGHHH!!!
So my ex invited me to dinner with her new boyfriend.
Her boyfriend said "Hi."
I said, "Knife to meet you!"
Joe Biden doesn’t follow his own f**king mask mandate.
I love me a nice tight pussy. That's why I'm in big trouble with RSPCA.
What does Jesus do when he gets nervous? He bites his nails.
99% of Roblox usernames be like: bdiejfbsie3hdiejdbisie882jeoxnd, by yYidgJyeuzyei73*-;ujduzjehzisjd, and j73heisbdjJd3nakwnwo2jdieneidjd.
I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it!
Uranus floats around in space.
Q: Why is Japan the healthiest country?
A: Last time they had a fat man, 80,000 people died.
I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hairdryer.
Your mom's so heavy that it caused Atlas, the Titan, to slip a disc.
I told my sister a Dairy joke.
She said it was cheesy.
I would tell a pussy joke, but you would never get it.
Stephen only died because his wife tripped over the power cord.