Short jokes
The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamikaze I had rented.
I was going to give my wife chocolates, but my fat friends ate them.
Wife: "You don't even have friends!"
What's the difference between the Queen's death and Princess Diana's death? The Queen died in peace, not pieces.
Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?
In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.
Your forehead is so big that it could carry the passengers of the Titanic.
What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?
It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.
Hello everyone, to the first Hollow Knight meeting!
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because the parents are in every episode.
My ex.
(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!
God, those orphans were putting up such a fight, I had to lock 'em in the basement.
Yo forehead so big it makes Megamind's forehead small.
My teacher gave me an A in Physics, then she tells me that it turns guys on.
Why do I look nervous when I enter the church? Is it just because I'm the only one with the bomb?
What do you call someone who gets killed at 12 o'clock on New Year's? First kill of the match.
Why don’t spiders go back to school?
Because they learn everything on the web.
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. (Wing, wing, halo.)
Follow me if you know someone smart.
If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?
Another Nazi joke.
Did Nazi that coming?
Did Jew?