Short jokes
My name is Giselle.
When someone calls you gay, say:
"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"
Jokes about the poor aren't rich.
Have you ever heard about the new virus in China? It's called Hupun.
Hupun DEEZ NUTS!
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy!
Have you ever tried anal bleaching?
It really helps assholes lighten up.
Yo momma so fat, she tried to eat a pie chart.
What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball?
Orphan: "My Parents."
Many were curious about how methane ended up on Mars.
I'm pretty sure it was because of Uranus.
My friend's emo. I told her to play jump rope with me. She hanged herself. Lol.
If you think long and hard, oral sex is like cannibals.
What did the father name his daughter with no legs?
Peggy.
What is George Floyd's favorite song?
"Wishing Well" by Juice WRLD.
Maybe if the grass on my front lawn had depression, It would cut itself.
Who did the bee 🐝 marry?
Her honey!
Quandale Dingle
Have you seen the inside of Ford's Theatre? It will blow your mind. ~Abraham Lincoln
Why don't cheetahs say goodbye?
Because they are not going to work.
Kid: Hi.
Janitor: Wtf you want, kid?
Kid: Why are you rude?
Janitor: 'Cause I have a shitty job.
What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?
They're both gay and use knives.