Short jokes
Why does the owl 🦉 have a lot of friends?
Because he’s a hoot.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Because her students were so bright!
If I look after chickens, does that make me a chicken tender?
Skedaddle skedoodle, I'm gonna go beat my noodle.
What does a news anchor cow say for the weekly broadcast?
"Here's the beef of the week!"
I told my mom I'm happy and she said: "I didn't know you were gay."
What's the difference between Palestine and yo mama?
Yo mama can be found on Google maps.
What is common with dark humor and unvaccinated kids?
Neither do ever grow old.
What kind of paper towel do they use in special education classrooms?
Downey.
What's bigger than Kurt Cobain's head?
What do you mean? He doesn't have one.
I thought about learning skydiving without having to afford gear. But the highest place I got is my apartment window.
The students at Columbine needed books, but all they got were magazines.
Why are the Twin Towers afraid of hot tubs?
Because of the jets.
Why did the suicidal person cross the road?
To slow down traffic!
I like dicks... sporting goods.
People call my blind friend dumb sometimes.
She can't see the obvious.
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?
I don't need a punchline. Karens are the only joke I need.
Why can't you starve in the desert?
Because of all the sand which is there.
What do a bike and a rubber duck have in common? They both have a handlebar, except for the duck.