Short jokes

When someone said to an orphan, "My boyfriend ghosted me," the orphan says back, "Don't worry, my parents ghosted me!" 🤣

I can't tell what's farther, the Great Wall of China, or how far Paul Walker flew out of his windshield.

What do you call two men fucking? My dad and I. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

POV: You walk up to your short friend and say, "How is the weather down there?"

What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball?

Orphan: "My Parents."

When I was 17, my mom’s door was always locked. I wonder what she was doing.

Hey, do you remember that dragon thing?

Draggin' these balls across your face.

Why do orphans like belts?

They remind them of their father.

A kid went to visit his bully, and he says, "How's your face?" The kid says, "How's your parents?" and proceeds to walk out of the orphanage.

"Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?

Is HE goated with the sauce?"

Rooster.

"Dude come here and see a rabbit!"

"Ok!"

"Are you ok, man?"

"Yeah, I’m fine."

"Dude, pull your pants back up!"

Me at an orphanage: I need to talk.

Orphan: My parents!

Me: You know that word?

Vape company: Hey, want some lung cancer and a nicotine addiction?

Teens: NO WAY!

Vape company: But it’s mango flavored!

Teens: O OK. 😤

You're so skinny that when you're driving, you have to put the seat forward to reach the pedals. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Mom, shut up. Me? I don't shut up, I grow up. When I look at you, I throw up.

They say Jesus walked on water.

That's nothing. Stephen Hawking ran on batteries.

Me: What's the difference between me and my grandpa?

Friends: What?

Me: I've been alive for the past 14 years.

I cannot believe no one's come up with a cure for anorexia yet. I thought it would be a piece of cake!

What do you call a dinosaur with a butt?

A Butt-asaurus.