Short jokes

When someone said to an orphan, "My boyfriend ghosted me," the orphan says back, "Don't worry, my parents ghosted me!" 🤣

I can't tell what's farther, the Great Wall of China, or how far Paul Walker flew out of his windshield.

What do you call two men fucking? My dad and I. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

So, little Johnny is walking down the street and asks a stranger, "Sir, what are hormones?"

Then the man replies, "The moans of a fucking whore!"

Me: What's the difference between me and my grandpa?

Friends: What?

Me: I've been alive for the past 14 years.

What do you call a dinosaur with a butt?

A Butt-asaurus.

Do you know Warrior Cats?

I heard Hawkfrost is cold.

What did the cow say to your mom?

Hello.

How do you check that a rabbit is old?

You check how many gray hares it has.

I got kicked outta the poker game.

They said I was a little cheetah.

When you ask your friend if he thinks lunch is good, but he says that he doesn't taste anything.

MAGAnon is the goat.

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I would make a joke about Kobe, but I don't think it would fly very well.

He couldn’t stand it anymore with his sister because he is in a wheelchair.

I have it.

My grandfather says I’m too reliant on technology. I call him a hypocrite and unplug his life support. 😄😆🔥👍

Me: You know what's the favorite slogan that Hindus like the most?

My friend: What?

Me: “kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.”

Why'd Susie go down the slide too fast?

Because her wheelchair was good.

How do you call a virgin girl in Alabama? An orphan.

Girl, is your butt made of water, because it is tubig?