Short jokes
It hasn't been the same since Kobe died. I can't say "Kobe" anymore when going to shoot a shot. Now I have to say, "Kobe crash!"
Want to know the difference between an orphan and a flower??
Flowers get picked.
What do dead babies and fruit have in common? Both can become smoothies with the help of a blender!
Why is the last part of orphanage "age?"
Because it doesn't matter your age.
Teacher: What’s the closest planet?
Kids yell: Sun.
Except for one.
Other kid: Uranus.
Teacher: Uranus?
Other kid: Yeah, it’s right there.
Alya is so retarded.
The view is so much better without those twins covering the city.
Well, that was a blow up!
What's the difference between an orphan and a baby?
The orphan gets back up.
Why do you only see girls in groups of 3, 5, 7, and 9?
Because they can’t even.
Have you ever been to the new Disney park called SawCon?
SawCon deez nutz!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What do you call an Indian gravedigger?
Digdeep.
For being a big company, NASA is openly saying they want pictures of Uranus.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Because walls.
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
TITANic
I am not a nerd ;). I'm just smarter than you.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
To a Mexican person: When I first met you, I thought you were going to say, "My name is Enrique, I have a job for you."
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"The FBI."
"The FBI who?"
"Are you dumb? It's the f#cking FBI, now open up!"
What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?...
We don't know; she hasn't opened it yet.