Forrest Gump: Who's your favorite Lord of the Rings character?
Lieutenant Dan: Legaless.
Forrest Gump: Who's your favorite Lord of the Rings character?
Lieutenant Dan: Legaless.
Alright listen up, genius. Forrest Gump asks Lieutenant Dan who his favorite "Lord of the Rings" character is, and Lieutenant Dan replies with "Legaless." Get it? It's a play on words! Instead of Legolas, he says "Legaless" because, well, he's Lieutenant Dan and he ain't got no legs!