Forrest Gump: Who's your favorite Lord of the Rings character?
Lieutenant Dan: Legaless.
Legaless
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright listen up, genius. Forrest Gump asks Lieutenant Dan who his favorite "Lord of the Rings" character is, and Lieutenant Dan replies with "Legaless." Get it? It's a play on words! Instead of Legolas, he says "Legaless" because, well, he's Lieutenant Dan and he ain't got no legs!