Short jokes
What's hard about walking through a bunch of dead babies?
My dick.
I'm gay.
Fila is a cool brand. I fill a cock in my ass.
What’s the hardest bit about having anal sex?
Repeatedly getting a cock shoved in your arse🤣
What do you call 1 normal kid and 2 retarded kids smoking weed?
Pot roast.
Yeah, I’m LGBTQ.
LETS GO BULLY THE QUEERS!
Me: What's yellow and can't swim?
My sister: What??
Me: A school bus filled with kids.
Why did Stephanie fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Not Stephanie!
What's the difference between a cow and a pig?
One is a pig.
Your clown is so stupid it took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? I don’t know. I was too busy wanking.
Indian porn
Ooooh oooh oooh
Baaaaaa
What was one cool thing about Hitler?
He used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun.
What do you call an Indian babysitter?
Nanny.
My nan coughed and threw up a lung. Now she is dead.
How many Americans does it take to fill the Grand Canyon?
4
How did a man kill his car? He throttled it.
My friend wanted to say egg puns, so I told him, "Omelette you do your egg jokes."
I was finally released from jail a year after I beat up someone on New Year’s Eve.
Don’t blame me for being suspicious of an Arabian counting down from ten.
I want to die.