Short jokes
A man ate a glue stick. It tasted bad. He died. Hahahahah!
Gays are always welcome on my Redneck Party Bus. NOT!
Penis gay be like: among sussy, ding ding ding ding ding ding di di ding.
Imposter is SuS!?
When a girl was having an asthma attack, Ariana said, "Just keep breathing and breathing and breathin!!!!!"
Why do gay men want to eat each other's meat because meat is meat, and man has to eat meat?
Why is Trump always in debt? His university isn't paid off yet!
Trump cheated so much he cheated himself out of an election!
What if plants are farming us, giving us oxygen until we die, and turn into natural fertilizer which helps them?
Don't believe what your school bully tells you.
Always take it with a grain of assault.
How many skinheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10; 1 to do it and 9 to back him up.
You guys know the notes A Minor and D? I really like putting D in A Minor!
Jokes about the poor aren't rich.
What is George Floyd's favorite song?
"Wishing Well" by Juice WRLD.
Maybe if the grass on my front lawn had depression, It would cut itself.
For being a big company, NASA is openly saying they want pictures of Uranus.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Because walls.
Republicans really want weed not to be legal, fucking cunts!
(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?
Interviewer: Hey JFK, what’s your favorite song by Jessie J?
JFK: I er ah Bang Bang.
Why did your emo mom get you?
To have someone to hang out with.