Short jokes
POV: You walk up to your short friend and say, "How is the weather down there?"
What's the difference between the Queen's death and Princess Diana's death? The Queen died in peace, not pieces.
(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because the parents are in every episode.
My ex.
What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?
It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.
Hello everyone, to the first Hollow Knight meeting!
2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.
I was going to give my wife chocolates, but my fat friends ate them.
Wife: "You don't even have friends!"
Yo forehead so big it makes Megamind's forehead small.
Why did John rape his mother? Because he wanted a brother to play Mario Kart with.
If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?
..., I'm gay.
A. No
B. Maybe
C. Leave blank
D. Yes
Me at an orphanage: I need to talk.
Orphan: My parents!
Me: You know that word?
Vape company: Hey, want some lung cancer and a nicotine addiction?
Teens: NO WAY!
Vape company: But it’s mango flavored!
Teens: O OK. 😤
You're so skinny that when you're driving, you have to put the seat forward to reach the pedals. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
What do you call an African that is not hungry? Dead.
She needs a flat surface cleaner.
The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamikaze I had rented.