"Hee hee touch my pp."
Short Jokes
What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.
Are you a fire alarm because you're loud and annoying?
Yo Mama is so FAT, it wasn't an iceberg that sank it, she was called, "THE MAMABERG!"
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
120 pounds.
On the fourth month (Symbolizing 41%) on the first day, transgenders mourn for the trans suicides.
That day is called "April Fool's."
Trump likes to grab 'em by the pussy. Putin likes to grab them by their tiny hands.
What did the therapist say to the rapist yes please
How does a depressed couple say goodbye on the phone?
"No, you hang yourself first..."
TommyInnit said, "Long live the Queen." Look at where she's at now.
Huh, I'm really pissed off. No matter how many jokes I make, no one likes them. 😭😭:'(:':😔😔😿💔💔👇👇:(
Your forehead is so big that we may as well call it a fivehead.
You're losing all your friends, but never any calories.
Your forehead is so big that babies can use it as a full-sized football pitch!
My name is Jafar. I come from afar. There's a bomb in my car. Allahu Akbar!
"Brown bear, brown bear, what do you see?" I see a blind man looking at me.
"Blind man, blind man, what do you see?"
Oh sorry, I forgot you can't see.
Paper.
Deja-poo.
The sense or feeling you have dealt with this crap in the past.
I like peanut butter and honey.
How many redheads does it take to change a lightbulb?
One! She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
