I wanted to make a belt out of watches, then I realized, it was a waist of time!
What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure? -- A waist of time.
I got some new jeans yesterday, until I realised they didn't fit me around the waist so I went looking for a belt. I couldn't find one. Then I had a really good idea. I could attach a ton of watches together to make a belt! But then I just thought it was a waist of time.
I tried to make a belt out of watches. But it was a waist of time
A cardboard belt is a waist of paper.
I once made a belt out of clocks. It was a waist of time.
Did you hear about the flood at the circus? Lots of people drowned and there were two clowns that survived and two nuns still in the audience. The two clowns ran over to the two nuns, and each one put a nun on his shoulder. Then they waded out of the big top, up to their waists in the rapid, turbulent water. As they were reaching dry land, one clown said to the other, "if you ask me, this is virgin on the ridiculous!"
you know what pun is used for waist? nothing. you'll find nothing. it's just a waist of time.
what do you get when you cross a belt and a watch?
a waist of time
Adam and Eve were sitting on the beach one day and Eve says to Adam let's go for a swim. Adam replies I'm not in the mood. She says ok I will go by myself. She puts her toes in the water and splashes around and says the water is beautiful come in and Adam replies na still not in the mood. Eve wade's into the water until she gets to her waist. Adam jumps up and yells at Eve standing waist deep and says Oh No now all the fish are gonna smell like that.
What do you call it when a watch has too many belts? -- A waist of your time...
