What did one butt cheek say to the other?
"Together we can stop this shit."
Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, like, a butt cheek is talkin' to its buddy, right? And it's all, "Hey, if we team up, we can stop the poop!" It's funny 'cause, duh, they're butt cheeks, and that's their job. You probably think that chocolate milk comes from brown cows. Sheesh.