Short jokes
My teacher gave me an A in Physics, then she tells me that it turns guys on.
What do you call someone who gets killed at 12 o'clock on New Year's? First kill of the match.
Why don’t spiders go back to school?
Because they learn everything on the web.
Baller.
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. (Wing, wing, halo.)
Follow me if you know someone smart.
Why did no one turn up to John's funeral?
Because Sally wrote the invitations!
Mama is so Catholic, Swiss cheese wishes it was as holy as she is. Do you...
Michael has canceled his upcoming dates. They were Tommy, age 9, and Bobby, 11.
My name is Giselle.
Another Nazi joke.
Did Nazi that coming?
Did Jew?
Why do I look nervous when I enter the church? Is it just because I'm the only one with the bomb?
Who would win?
The laws of the Catholic Church which have been effective for over 900 years,
Or one horny Henry?
Me: Have you seen a Mr. Weewoo?
Most people: No.
Me: He drives the ambulance downstairs.
Son: Hi.
Dad: Yo.
Penis gay be like: among sussy, ding ding ding ding ding ding di di ding.
Imposter is SuS!?
When a girl was having an asthma attack, Ariana said, "Just keep breathing and breathing and breathin!!!!!"
The annoying orange told the annoying, insecure, beta bitch orange that he wants to be the most annoying thing on Earth again.
Why do gay men want to eat each other's meat because meat is meat, and man has to eat meat?
A kid goes into a restaurant without parents, and a waitress came up and said, "You have to leave; this is a family restaurant."