There are two cows in a field. One says to the other, "I'm cold. Are you cold?"
The other cow says, "Yeah, I'm Fresian."
Short Jokes
What do you call a country with nukes?
Abomination.
We spend the weekend getting the poop out!
Evan, yo mum rode on my big PP love, dad.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Bone."
"Bone who?"
"It's nice to meet cha'. Can we be friends? I'm bone-ly here."
If my boobies are fish, then am I salmon boobies? Please give generously.
What did the blind man say on Christmas?
"I can feel your presents!"
What's a chair's favorite snack?
Chair-ies or Cherries if that's how you wanna spell it .3.
If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house?
In Washington D.C.
Guy feels something on his back.
“Oh God, please let that be a rifle.”
“Nope. I’m just real happy to see you.”
I was gonna clean my room
before I got high.
Why was the baby ant confused?
Because its uncles were all aunts!
What animal lies? A lion.
What does the Fox say?
Fraka - kaka - kaka - kow.
What did the cholo say when the house fell on him?
"Get off me, homes!"
If you want any pictures of cheese for your laptop, I've got enough to Philadelphia.
What did the sushi say to the bee?
"Wasuuubi!"
What happened when the dog played golf?
He hit the ball into the ruff.
Yesterday I asked my friend, "What is a fish without eyes?"
They replied, "I don’t know."
I said, "Fsh."
What did the man's dick say to the man?
I just can't "hand"le it!
