Short jokes
What do you call an Indian babysitter?
Nanny.
My nan coughed and threw up a lung. Now she is dead.
I want to die.
I was finally released from jail a year after I beat up someone on New Year’s Eve.
Don’t blame me for being suspicious of an Arabian counting down from ten.
2 + 2 is 4, minus one, that's 3. Quick maths.
Did you hear on the news that a midget psychic broke out of jail?
There is a small medium at large.
Your mum is so poor, she can't afford free samples.
What does an Arab prostitute say?
"Bomb my pussy!"
What's long, hard, and has cum in it?
A cuCUMber.
Why is it so hard to make a party on Earth?
Because you need to planet.
How does Moses make his coffee?
Hebrews it.
There was one girl. She met 5000 guys. She had sex with each of them seven times. She became... - flip screen (=).
Q: What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant?
A: On The Border.
When you kill people in a war, it's perfectly fine, but when it's a school, everyone has a problem with it, wth.
My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarfs saw them they sang...
"Look at those high Ho's! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo'sssss!!!!"
When a white person says the n word,
black people: "Y'all mother fu...rs ain't gonna believe dis shit."
Why does the disabled person scrunch his toilet paper up? Because that’s the way he rolls.
Women are like rolls of toilet paper. They are either really cheap or expensive, you use them a lot, and they deal with a lot of sh*t.
How are abortion and rape different? At least the rape victim usually deserves it and isn't defenseless.
Ballz!