Short jokes

"Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?

Is HE goated with the sauce?"

Rooster.

Republicans really want weed not to be legal, fucking cunts!

(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?

Why is Trump always in debt? His university isn't paid off yet!

Trump cheated so much he cheated himself out of an election!

Interviewer: Hey JFK, what’s your favorite song by Jessie J?

JFK: I er ah Bang Bang.

What if plants are farming us, giving us oxygen until we die, and turn into natural fertilizer which helps them?

Don't believe what your school bully tells you.

Always take it with a grain of assault.

How many skinheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10; 1 to do it and 9 to back him up.

"Dude come here and see a rabbit!"

"Ok!"

"Are you ok, man?"

"Yeah, I’m fine."

"Dude, pull your pants back up!"

I cannot believe no one's come up with a cure for anorexia yet. I thought it would be a piece of cake!

Rangers are a joke.

Why did your emo mom get you?

To have someone to hang out with.

Mom, shut up. Me? I don't shut up, I grow up. When I look at you, I throw up.

You guys know the notes A Minor and D? I really like putting D in A Minor!

They say Jesus walked on water.

That's nothing. Stephen Hawking ran on batteries.

When I was 17, my mom’s door was always locked. I wonder what she was doing.

Hey, do you remember that dragon thing?

Draggin' these balls across your face.

So, in "Revenge of the Sixth" when Anakin goes and kills the younglings, I thought to myself, "Hey, it’s just another day in an American school."