Short jokes
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. (Wing, wing, halo.)
Follow me if you know someone smart.
Why did no one turn up to John's funeral?
Because Sally wrote the invitations!
(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!
What do you call an African that is not hungry? Dead.
She needs a flat surface cleaner.
The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamikaze I had rented.
God, those orphans were putting up such a fight, I had to lock 'em in the basement.
Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?
In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.
If I get 50 likes on this, I swear. 🦋
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because the parents are in every episode.
Your forehead is so big that it could carry the passengers of the Titanic.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite Pokemon? Squirtle.
My ex.
What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?
It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.
..., I'm gay.
A. No
B. Maybe
C. Leave blank
D. Yes
Hello everyone, to the first Hollow Knight meeting!
2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
Rangers are a joke.