Your hairline is so far back that Green Lantern became Blue Torch.
Short Jokes
Why did the polack try writing a letter with his dick?
Because he didn't have a pen to write with.
My username good.
When your brother sends you to go get a box of condoms for his b-day. (* *)
Why do the police never catch the orphan?
The orphan is not wanted.
You know Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' these balls.
I like my men like I like my Alexa:
By my bed and turned on.
Out of a total population of 1.3 billion, no one in Africa actually speaks "African."
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
What do you call an engineer that bakes? A BAKENEER!
(To a thief) If you like taking things, how about you take my life?
How do Chinese people name their babies?
They chuck a pan down the stairs.
Why did the cheetah get in trouble at school?
Because he cheated on a test.
I got detention one day. I don’t know why; I only slapped the emo kid on the wrist.
Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? It's kinda trippy if I'm being honest.
How do you name a Chinese kid?
Throw a frying pan on their head, "Ching Chong!"
Are you my homework because I’m supposed to be doing you right now, but I’m not.
What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common?
They’re both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you’re pretty much screwed.
Why can’t a gay person walk a trail? Because a gay person can’t walk on a straight line.
I was riding ya mom... LIKE SHE’S MARIO KART!
