Short jokes
If I told you Jeremy Palacios was not GAY!
I'd be a liar.
KSI driving ability.
Why did the researchers want all the shore birds high on marijuana?
They wanted to leave no tern unstoned.
Daddy, I really miss you. Mummy changed my name to Tickle Timpson. Anyway, daddy I forgive you for abusing me.
What’s long, white, and full of cream? A cheese stick.
What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
Michael Jackson's hand.
When someone calls you gay, say:
"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"
My teacher gave me an A in Physics, then she tells me that it turns guys on.
What do you call someone who gets killed at 12 o'clock on New Year's? First kill of the match.
Why don’t spiders go back to school?
Because they learn everything on the web.
Baller.
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. (Wing, wing, halo.)
Follow me if you know someone smart.
Why did no one turn up to John's funeral?
Because Sally wrote the invitations!
Mama is so Catholic, Swiss cheese wishes it was as holy as she is. Do you...
Michael has canceled his upcoming dates. They were Tommy, age 9, and Bobby, 11.
My name is Giselle.
Another Nazi joke.
Did Nazi that coming?
Did Jew?
Why do I look nervous when I enter the church? Is it just because I'm the only one with the bomb?
Who would win?
The laws of the Catholic Church which have been effective for over 900 years,
Or one horny Henry?