Short jokes
Q: What's red during puberty?
A: The blood on my hands.
Friend: Name one gay person off the top of your head.
Me: Me.
What [is] another name for an abortion?
Canceling your delivery.
Why should you always wear rubber?
So you don’t leave DNA evidence.
When you reconstruct Michael Jackson and Lil Nas X to wreak havoc on preschool.
I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
What's the difference between a CEO and licorice?
The licorice is black.
This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.
Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Fuck.
Fuck who?
Fuck off!
I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job and stick my dough inside WOMEN’S bakeries.
Don't commit suicide, that would make DJUNGELSKOG sad!
That awkward moment when a fat kid says, “That’s how I roll.”
TV Darth Vader: "I'm your father!"
Orphans: "Yea."
I might not be able to make my bed, but at least I can get out of it.
Lynx Africa is based on a nice smell. Do you think Lynx England would smell like Stella and disappointment?
Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard?
So they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.
I'm not calling you a slut, I'm calling you a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.
To anger a Libertarian lie to him, to anger a Democrat tell him the truth, to anger a Republican sodomize him.
What do you call a space Muslim?
A Tusken Raider.
Girls: 🙏 *Period* ✍️💅
Men: 🗿 *Growth* 🗿🗿🗿