I own a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare, but he chewed it a lot.
Now I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B.
I own a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare, but he chewed it a lot.
Now I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B.
Q: What do you call a skeleton that goes to school but doesn't do any work?
A: Lazy bones.
Why is the number 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why was Stephen Hawking disappointed when he got his Christmas present? It was singing lessons.
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?
He got ran over by a bus.
A chicken walks into a bar.
He orders Dr. Pepper.
He then lays a good scrambled egg.
What do French ducks say?
Quoi quoi.
How many animals can you fit in a pair of underpants?
A. A cock and a few hairs (hares).
What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!