Short jokes
Quandale Dingle
Have you seen the inside of Ford's Theatre? It will blow your mind. ~Abraham Lincoln
What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?
They're both gay and use knives.
How did Michael Jackson die?
Because he danced like a zombie!
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
"Him and his dead family." :(
Did y'all ever hear about the great thunder crash of September 11th?
My friend's emo. I told her to play jump rope with me. She hanged herself. Lol.
If you think long and hard, oral sex is like cannibals.
Kid: Hi.
Janitor: Wtf you want, kid?
Kid: Why are you rude?
Janitor: 'Cause I have a shitty job.
Why do orphans like belts?
They remind them of their father.
A man ate a glue stick. It tasted bad. He died. Hahahahah!
A kid went to visit his bully, and he says, "How's your face?" The kid says, "How's your parents?" and proceeds to walk out of the orphanage.
"Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?
Is HE goated with the sauce?"
Rooster.
Republicans really want weed not to be legal, fucking cunts!
(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?
Why is Trump always in debt? His university isn't paid off yet!
Trump cheated so much he cheated himself out of an election!
Interviewer: Hey JFK, what’s your favorite song by Jessie J?
JFK: I er ah Bang Bang.
What if plants are farming us, giving us oxygen until we die, and turn into natural fertilizer which helps them?