Short jokes
My name is Giselle.
When someone calls you gay, say:
"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"
Why did John rape his mother? Because he wanted a brother to play Mario Kart with.
If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?
Mama is so Catholic, Swiss cheese wishes it was as holy as she is. Do you...
Michael has canceled his upcoming dates. They were Tommy, age 9, and Bobby, 11.
So, little Johnny is walking down the street and asks a stranger, "Sir, what are hormones?"
Then the man replies, "The moans of a fucking whore!"
So, in "Revenge of the Sixth" when Anakin goes and kills the younglings, I thought to myself, "Hey, it’s just another day in an American school."
Want to know the difference between an orphan and a flower??
Flowers get picked.
Have you ever heard about the new virus in China? It's called Hupun.
Hupun DEEZ NUTS!
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy!
Have you ever tried anal bleaching?
It really helps assholes lighten up.
Yo momma so fat, she tried to eat a pie chart.
The annoying orange told the annoying, insecure, beta bitch orange that he wants to be the most annoying thing on Earth again.
What do dead babies and fruit have in common? Both can become smoothies with the help of a blender!
Why is the last part of orphanage "age?"
Because it doesn't matter your age.
Teacher: What’s the closest planet?
Kids yell: Sun.
Except for one.
Other kid: Uranus.
Teacher: Uranus?
Other kid: Yeah, it’s right there.
A kid goes into a restaurant without parents, and a waitress came up and said, "You have to leave; this is a family restaurant."
When there's no piñata at the party, but the emo kid just hung himself.
I called my mom on Alexa, and she told me, "Please take out the trash." I said, "But I can't, you're not here."