Writer jokes

The reason why Trailer Park Boys is set in Nova Scotia and not Alabama is because if it was set in Alabama, then they would have to record every instance of incest. And the show's writers would need to know how to cram all of it in one season.

Why did the author go to the emergency room?

His editor told him he needed an appendix removed.

Okay, what do you call a dummy that writes a dumb writer?

What famous book writer for kids loved insects?

Beatrix Potter.

What do you call a blind author?

A Braille writer.

Tork Poettschke says to Charles Bukowski: "You have beautiful teeth! Are they also available in white?"

I saw Stephen Hawking using an ATM. It is nice to see he had found someone before he shut down.

Hi guys! In my opinion, I think your jokes are non-funny! Can you make more sense!

Btw, who writes jokes about orphans? Thanks for understanding!

Me: Mom, should I kill the main character in the book I'm writing to make things more interesting?

Mom: Sure, honey! What type of book are you writing?

Me: It's an autobiography.

I keep getting these letters from this little girl every year on Father's Day. I told the orphanage to stop letting her send these.

Humanity.

Women.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.