Short jokes
A man walking on his roof, carrying an axe. He drops it on someone below him and says, "Sorry, it was an axe-cident!"
How did the carpenter do on his interview? He nailed it!
Robert doesn’t see people, the man just sees meals.
The moment you realize that school Kahoot! games are more competitive than the Super Bowl.
My sister and I were hanging out when she opened her drawer and pulled out 3 condoms and said, "Pick one."
What did the cop say to the muslim breaking the law?
"That's against th-Allah (read like da-law)."
What time is it when your kids stay home from school? S'no time!
I watch sexy girls AMV and my pp goes up and down and up.
My bird. PRETTY BIRD! PRETTY BIRD!
Others CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP!
First human comes.
Sans: That was pun intended.
What are cow jokes considered?
Cheesy.
My friend's daughter is taking a job in California parking cars. She says she wants to be a valet girl. For sure. For sure.
What did the cow say to your mom?
Hello.
What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? Cashew.
That is not a joke hahahahhaha.
What is a cat's favorite Queen song... Don't stop meow.
Do you know what I found in my letter soup?
A space.
What's an autistic kid's favorite transformer?
Autistemist Prime.
I feel like the Twin Towers, I’m broken.
What do you call an abo with a shotgun?
Sir.