Short jokes
I did phone sex, but I'll never do it again because last time my penis got stuck in the charging cord.
Indian porn
Ooooh oooh oooh
Baaaaaa
We cut and kill flowers because they're pretty.
We cut and kill ourselves because we are not.
What’s big, red, and eats rocks?
A big, red, rock eater.
So my friend and I went camping at a Cold Lake Campground and he jumped into it without any warning, and so I asked him, "Wat-er you doing?"
I hate these double standards.
Burn a body at a crematorium and you're doing a good thing, burn a body at home and you're destroying evidence.
Hey, you down to fuck?
No, I’m just down.
What do you call the White House when a woman becomes President? A stable.
When my dad once went to the Virgin Islands, now it's just called the Islands.
Why did the two balls cross the road?
To get to the penis!
Sorry, too rude?
What goes in dry and comes out wet?
A dick.
Shorkey will find you in bed tonight, and he will eat you like my joke or else...
She said no, so I raped her.
My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fat kid and lit them on fire
What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?
Answer: cancer.
I'm gay, lol.
Imagine this... you're a lesbian, and you're doing it with your cannibal girlfriend. You say, "Eat me, baby!"
She pulls out a knife and fork.
I like my women like I like my scotch:
12 years old and mixed with coke.
Do you know the number one cause of death for lesbians?
Getting your fingers stuck in there.
What did the priest say when he walked into an elementary school?
Let us prey.