Short jokes
Why does the owl 🦉 have a lot of friends?
Because he’s a hoot.
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.
A man was at the temperature -273.15°C. He was OK.
Why did Zozo the hobo cross the road?
To eat the Pringles.
I knew a guy who used to sell wrenches. He was all torque.
Why can't Columbus be offered a professional football team?
Because then Cincinnati would want one too.
What’s the same between a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus?
They’re both saying “Oh my god my mom’s gonna kill me!”
This website sucks, it never cites the correct information.
I tried to find a camouflage shirt, but I couldn’t find one.
I drank some dye before, but don't worry, I've only dyed a little inside.
Q. You know what really bugs me?
A. Insect puns.
I tried out some puns to make people laugh, but no pun in ten did.
What does a stick say when it falls down? "Wood you help me up?"
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dad!
Dad who?
*Silence*
One day, I put a lady taffy on my ass.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for the fresh prints.
A puma was making another puma laugh. That puma that was laughing said, “Stop making me laugh! I’m gonna puma pants!”
I knew this one guy who liked to swim with the fishes, then the mob got a hold of 'em...
I like unicorns.
How many people does it take to change a lightbulb underwater? The results are shocking!