Don’t stop orphan jokes. They’re funny, and people are just mad that they don’t understand the jokes because they're too STUUUPID.
Short Jokes
Your mom so fat, Thanos had to clap!
The pirate looked down the toilet, and what did he see?
The captain's log.
Child: Mom, someone told me you talk like an owl.
Teacher: Who?
Child: Oh, it is true, you do talk like an owl!
Who’s more excited than a kid on his birthday?
Jimmy Savile in a primary school playground.
Why do mostly younger orphans get adopted?
Because who wants a traffic an adult?
Orphan joke club Discord coming soon.
My friend said I was gay, but then I realised he was talking to the mirror.
Why am I banned from my Catholic orphanage?
Because the children kept calling me "daddy."
What's something similar between a clogged pipe and a pregnant woman?
You fix both with a coat hanger.
What's America's no. 1 class?
Target practice.
Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.
One day I walk up to an emo kid. I realized he had a fresh cut, so I grab my hand and slap his wrist and told him, "I like ya cut, G!"
What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce?
A chicken sees a salad.
(Say it out loud if you don't get it!)
Why do they call it America when literally nothing is free?
I remember the time that Gordon Ramsay did an African food episode... it was a short episode. Too bad he couldn’t find any.
I told a blonde she needed gas for her car, and she farted into the gas tank.
A kid goes to bed with his dad because he’s scared of the dark. Turns out he just wanted to have sex.
I'll give you 20 dollars if you let me cum in you.
I have tried coke; it is not my cup of tea.
