Short jokes
Me: Have you seen a Mr. Weewoo?
Most people: No.
Me: He drives the ambulance downstairs.
Son: Hi.
Dad: Yo.
Penis gay be like: among sussy, ding ding ding ding ding ding di di ding.
Imposter is SuS!?
When a girl was having an asthma attack, Ariana said, "Just keep breathing and breathing and breathin!!!!!"
The annoying orange told the annoying, insecure, beta bitch orange that he wants to be the most annoying thing on Earth again.
Why do gay men want to eat each other's meat because meat is meat, and man has to eat meat?
A kid goes into a restaurant without parents, and a waitress came up and said, "You have to leave; this is a family restaurant."
It hasn't been the same since Kobe died. I can't say "Kobe" anymore when going to shoot a shot. Now I have to say, "Kobe crash!"
Want to know the difference between an orphan and a flower??
Flowers get picked.
What do dead babies and fruit have in common? Both can become smoothies with the help of a blender!
Why is the last part of orphanage "age?"
Because it doesn't matter your age.
Teacher: What’s the closest planet?
Kids yell: Sun.
Except for one.
Other kid: Uranus.
Teacher: Uranus?
Other kid: Yeah, it’s right there.
Alya is so retarded.
The view is so much better without those twins covering the city.
Well, that was a blow up!
What's the difference between an orphan and a baby?
The orphan gets back up.
Why do you only see girls in groups of 3, 5, 7, and 9?
Because they can’t even.
Have you ever been to the new Disney park called SawCon?
SawCon deez nutz!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What do you call an Indian gravedigger?
Digdeep.
For being a big company, NASA is openly saying they want pictures of Uranus.