Short jokes
What do you call a house party for slaves?
An auction house.
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
What's the best thing about Switzerland? The flag is a big plus.
I’d make a joke about prostitutes and women sleeping with multiple men, but it would just be whore-ible.
What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?
Rainbow road.
What’s the opposite of Stephen Hawking? Stephen walking.
What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.
Why are the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?
Because they lost 2 towers and their queen.
Are you feeling down? Because I’d happily feel you up.
You need a good place to think? You can sit on my lap, and we’ll see the first thing that pops up!
Just give me my money (clap clap clap).
I believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
These jokes are old, come up with something new!
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
Somewhere over the rainbow.
What’s the best part of having sex with a pregnant woman?
You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.
What do you call a cab for black men?
A cop car.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!
I told one of my friends, "You're the reason why gene pools have lifeguards."
I've decided that from January 1st, I'm only going to watch things that are 4K and above.
It's my New Year's resolution.
My friend got arrested for shooting an unarmed black teen.
He was charged for impersonating a police officer.