Short jokes
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What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
Somewhere over the rainbow.
I told one of my friends, "You're the reason why gene pools have lifeguards."
When you reconstruct Michael Jackson and Lil Nas X to wreak havoc on preschool.
I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
What did the cops say when someone called him racist?
"How can I be racist? My wife's eye is black."
If being sexy were a crime, you better lock me up.
Not because I'm sexy, but because I have 5 dead children in my basement.
What do you call a space Muslim?
A Tusken Raider.
What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom? Kill confirmed.
What do you call three kids laying down in the classroom? Kill streak.
I don’t know why people don’t say "Cobain," because I’m pretty sure Kurt Cobain didn’t miss his last shot like Kobe did.
Girls: 🙏 *Period* ✍️💅
Men: 🗿 *Growth* 🗿🗿🗿
Have you been to that paraplegic strip club? It's crawling with pussy!
We used to have Reagan, Jonny Cash, and Bob Hope. Now we have Biden, no cash, and no hope.
Bill Clinton is no longer playing the saxophone.
He is now playing the whore-monica.
What’s the best part of having sex with a pregnant woman?
You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.
What do you call a cab for black men?
A cop car.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!
Don't commit suicide, that would make DJUNGELSKOG sad!
Little Johnny goes to his mum and asks, "Mummy, what's rape?"
Little Johnny's mum answers, "The way you got here."
I'm gay.