Short jokes
What's the difference between my ripped jeans and my arms?.
None.
What's the square root of your dead?
9/11.
I like strippers on me.
What did the terrorist do when his kidneys failed?
Dial-ISIS!
How do you know all suicide bombers self-identify as being old?
They are all boomers in the end.
Wanna see a joke I found? *shows mirror*
"I only want to play with your daughter. It was okay yesterday."
If at first you don't succeed, oh well, so much for skydiving.
My wife said if I rape her again, she would leave me. Why didn't anyone tell me it was that easy?
How do you know if an Asian is an orphan?
If their grade was only an A.
What does RIP stand for on Maddie's head stone?
Raped in Portugal!
What's an autistic kid's favorite transformer?
Autistemist Prime.
Listen to the autism song on TikTok.
I sexually identify as kilometers per second.
Cuz I really wanna km/s (kill myself).
Why donβt orphans understand the meaning of a family reunion?
Because theyβre not wanted, yet maybe they should rob a π¦ bank ;)
What's the difference between a joke and two dicks?
Women can't take a joke!
What do you get if you cross a loaf of bread with a vagina?
A yeast infection.
What's the difference between a white woman and a tornado siren?
The tornado siren doesn't get raped.
I had a friend who got shot in the head.
Guess you could say he was...
Blown Away!
That is not a joke hahahahhaha.