Short jokes

Short jokes

Rose

Roses are red, violets are blue.

These jokes are old, come up with something new!

Gene Pool

I told one of my friends, "You're the reason why gene pools have lifeguards."

Emo

I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.

Racist

What did the cops say when someone called him racist?

"How can I be racist? My wife's eye is black."

Crime

If being sexy were a crime, you better lock me up.

Not because I'm sexy, but because I have 5 dead children in my basement.

Kill Streak

What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom? Kill confirmed.

What do you call three kids laying down in the classroom? Kill streak.

Shot

I don’t know why people don’t say "Cobain," because I’m pretty sure Kurt Cobain didn’t miss his last shot like Kobe did.

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  • Cash

    We used to have Reagan, Jonny Cash, and Bob Hope. Now we have Biden, no cash, and no hope.

    Saxophone

    Bill Clinton is no longer playing the saxophone.

    He is now playing the whore-monica.

    Sex

    What’s the best part of having sex with a pregnant woman?

    You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.

    Rapper

    Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?

    Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!

    Rape

    Little Johnny goes to his mum and asks, "Mummy, what's rape?"

    Little Johnny's mum answers, "The way you got here."