Short jokes
You have a problem with jokes about dementia? That's funny, I don't remember asking.
I'm not saying I'm ugly...
But when I'm watching porn, the hot, sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.
Did you hear about the orphan who ran away from home?
Wait a minute! What am I talking about?
Somebody: Do you even eat and get sleep?
Me: I have depression, what do you think?!
What is my most popular side of myself?
Suicide.
1, 2, I have a gun.
3, 4, I am in a school.
5, 6, Everyone on the ground!
Man 1: Dude, Viagra is for pussies. Real men don’t need Viagra.
Man 2: I thought Viagra was for dicks?
What do my mom and a basketball have in common?
My mom's tits and ass are bouncy, just like a basketball.
What’s it called when you give an emo some rope as a present?
Murder.
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
Smash or pass the Twin Towers?
Planes: Smash
Man: Doctor, where are you taking me?
Doctor: To the morgue.
Man: But I’m not dead yet.
Doctor: Are we there yet?
What do you get when you cross A-Rod with Chris Brown?
Cheater, cheater, woman beater!
Imagine a dragon 🤔.
Imagine me dragging these nuts across your face.
What's Penaldo's least favorite food?
Indian Murukku, because it reminds him of Morocco! 🤣🤣🤣
Violets are red, so is your face. I thought I was ugly, but then I saw you.
I love you, Explain Bear. Please bear my children.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One is for Sunday morning, and one is for Sunday night.
What do you call a white person from Africa?
Albino.
How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?
Tell them a joke to make them smile.