The moment you realize that school Kahoot! games are more competitive than the Super Bowl.
Short Jokes
My sister and I were hanging out when she opened her drawer and pulled out 3 condoms and said, "Pick one."
What did the cop say to the muslim breaking the law?
"That's against th-Allah (read like da-law)."
What time is it when your kids stay home from school? S'no time!
I watch sexy girls AMV and my pp goes up and down and up.
My bird. PRETTY BIRD! PRETTY BIRD!
Others CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP!
First human comes.
Sans: That was pun intended.
What are cow jokes considered?
Cheesy.
My friend's daughter is taking a job in California parking cars. She says she wants to be a valet girl. For sure. For sure.
What did the cow say to your mom?
Hello.
What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? Cashew.
That is not a joke hahahahhaha.
What is a cat's favorite Queen song... Don't stop meow.
Do you know what I found in my letter soup?
A space.
What's an autistic kid's favorite transformer?
Autistemist Prime.
I feel like the Twin Towers, I’m broken.
What's the difference between a hoe and a prostitute?
One is a tool. The other is your mom.
What do you call an abo with a shotgun?
Sir.
They asked to tell them a joke, so I said no.
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
