Short jokes
The view is so much better without those twins covering the city.
Well, that was a blow up!
What's the difference between an orphan and a baby?
The orphan gets back up.
Why do you only see girls in groups of 3, 5, 7, and 9?
Because they can’t even.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Want to know the difference between an orphan and a flower??
Flowers get picked.
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy!
Yo momma so fat, she tried to eat a pie chart.
How do you call a virgin girl in Alabama? An orphan.
Girl, is your butt made of water, because it is tubig?
What do a gynecologist and deaf people have in common? They both read lips.
My grandfather says I’m too reliant on technology. I call him a hypocrite and unplug his life support. 😄😆🔥👍
Me: You know what's the favorite slogan that Hindus like the most?
My friend: What?
Me: “kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.”
Have you ever tried anal bleaching?
It really helps assholes lighten up.
POV: You walk up to your short friend and say, "How is the weather down there?"
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
"Him and his dead family." :(
When there's no piñata at the party, but the emo kid just hung himself.
Did y'all ever hear about the great thunder crash of September 11th?
Have you ever been to the new Disney park called SawCon?
SawCon deez nutz!
What do you call an Indian gravedigger?
Digdeep.
It hasn't been the same since Kobe died. I can't say "Kobe" anymore when going to shoot a shot. Now I have to say, "Kobe crash!"