Short jokes
Q: Why did Bill Cosby get away with it?
A: Because the women were all Cosby-ing for it!
People call my blind friend dumb sometimes.
She can't see the obvious.
It's just been discovered that as well as writing a book, Adolf Hitler also wrote one of the first computer games, "Mein Kraft."
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
What's a little white dot on a priest's dick? A baby tooth.
TV Darth Vader: "I'm your father!"
Orphans: "Yea."
I might not be able to make my bed, but at least I can get out of it.
I don't need a punchline. Karens are the only joke I need.
What is the difference between me and a fire?
It's hot.
You're so fat,
when you stepped on the scale,
Buzz Lightyear came out and said,
"To infinity and beyond!"
Me: Hey Siri, did you know Candice died?
Siri: Yes, I was informed she died from sugondese.
Me: What is that?
Siri: Sugondese nuts.
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?
“Here comes the airplane!”
Lynx Africa is based on a nice smell. Do you think Lynx England would smell like Stella and disappointment?
Blood may be thicker than water, but yo mama is thicker than anything!
You know, they didn't add the word "retard" into the dictionary for nothing.
Yo mama so stupid, she shoved a battery up her butt and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"
Oh, you just got owned, like my ancestors.
I'm not saying I'm ugly...
But when I'm watching porn, the hot, sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.
9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.
What do my mom and a basketball have in common?
My mom's tits and ass are bouncy, just like a basketball.