Ancestor

Ancestor Jokes

Land

This Native American won't stop talking bad about me, so I said, "Please stop acting like you first discovered this land belonged to your ancestors!"

Memes

French

Picrel is the average french wopmutt bagguette. Shitfrench aren't even White, European, or human !!

A drawing of a person with exaggerated features, a large nose and lips, wearing a red beret and a striped shirt. They are looking up at a regal figure with a beard and a golden crown or headdress. A thought bubble above the first person says 'My ancestor :)'.

Rooster

On Paxomedy channel, I made a video of a Rooster and a dog fighting.

I needed to know why they were fighting. Once I dug down into the issue, it turned out that the Dog called the Rooster a Cock, and the Rooster laughed and called the Dog a useless Bitch, and that was the beginning of their fight, and weird enough, the Cock won!

I went to congratulate the winner, but he thought he was insulting me by calling me Zinjathropus, but I said that was a compliment because Zinja was an old skeleton found in Africa, and I am African. I said to the Rooster he shouldn't have fought with the dog just because he called him a Cock. He said that being called a Cock is a compliment, and the fighting was his exercise to toughen up for serious fights with Dogs!

Grandfather

My grandfather has the heart of a lion!! 🦁

In a jar on his desk along with a lifetime ban from the zoo...

Redneck

What do rednecks find when they research their family tree?

Their INCESTors!