Short jokes
Q. You know what really bugs me?
A. Insect puns.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dad!
Dad who?
*Silence*
Hey, you know those birds and lizards that feast on decaying flesh?
Oh, sorry, I shouldn't carrion about it.
Why did Harry fall out of the boat?
Because he's hooked!
What do you get when you eat a hamburger?
Mustard gas.
1979: I bet there will be "flying cars" in "the future."
2019: The flying cars future.
Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like?
A: “Wrap” music.
What did one male whale say to the other male whale?
"She's gonna blow!"
What kind of ankle are you? A broken ankle.
Why couldn't Professor Xavier fight Magneto? Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
Why can't Columbus be offered a professional football team?
Because then Cincinnati would want one too.
Money means nothing to me. Ask me for it, you will get nothing.
What do your teacher and your friend have in common?
They will both die eventually.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Banana na na.
Americans prefer houses with basements. In fact, they're best cellars!
Both man and woman have balls, but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have. 😁
My mom said, "You are in big trouble!"
I said, "Are you going to punish me?"
Puns about air conditioning. I'm not a fan.
Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up literally everything.
We have some leak in the fridge. I'm surprised nobody has called a plumber.