Short jokes
What do maths and 9/11 have in common?
They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.
Do you know the number one cause of death for lesbians?
Getting your fingers stuck in there.
My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fat kid and lit them on fire
The cancer patient asked the doctor how many more months he had to live. The doctor replied, "Tu-more."
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to the movies tonight?
When your girl is sucking your dick and chokes on it, not because it’s big but because you haven’t washed it in weeks.
Why do pedos like to lose races? Because they like to cum on a little behind.
Girlfriend after sex: How did you get so good at eating pussy?
Boyfriend: My mom taught me.
What do you call a fish with two knees?
I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it!
I like porn a lot. I was wondering if you guys can talk to me.
What does Jesus do when he gets nervous? He bites his nails.
99% of Roblox usernames be like: bdiejfbsie3hdiejdbisie882jeoxnd, by yYidgJyeuzyei73*-;ujduzjehzisjd, and j73heisbdjJd3nakwnwo2jdieneidjd.
I love me a nice tight pussy. That's why I'm in big trouble with RSPCA.
Joe Biden doesn’t follow his own f**king mask mandate.
I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hairdryer.
Your mom's so heavy that it caused Atlas, the Titan, to slip a disc.
Uranus floats around in space.
Roses are red, I reload fast...
I'm gonna pull up to your school, bitch you better run fast!
The past, present, and future walk into a bar.
It gets really tense.