Short jokes
Me at an orphanage: I need to talk.
Orphan: My parents!
Me: You know that word?
Vape company: Hey, want some lung cancer and a nicotine addiction?
Teens: NO WAY!
Vape company: But it’s mango flavored!
Teens: O OK. 😤
You're so skinny that when you're driving, you have to put the seat forward to reach the pedals. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
Why do orphans hate Christmas?
Father Christmas isn’t a thing.
What do you call an African that is not hungry? Dead.
She needs a flat surface cleaner.
The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamikaze I had rented.
God, those orphans were putting up such a fight, I had to lock 'em in the basement.
Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?
In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.
Your forehead is so big that it could carry the passengers of the Titanic.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite Pokemon? Squirtle.
When there's no piñata at the party, but the emo kid just hung himself.
I called my mom on Alexa, and she told me, "Please take out the trash." I said, "But I can't, you're not here."
What does my uncle call a school?
A strip club.
What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball?
Orphan: "My Parents."
Have you ever heard about the new virus in China? It's called Hupun.
Hupun DEEZ NUTS!
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy!
Have you ever tried anal bleaching?
It really helps assholes lighten up.
Yo momma so fat, she tried to eat a pie chart.