I bullied a handicap today.
What is he gonna do? Stand up for himself?
Short Jokes
Where are virgins usually born?
Virginia.
Your hairline is so far back that it goes all the way across the globe.
Why is the cheetah so fast?
Because it can't walk slow.
If sex before marriage is a sin, is sex after marriage cos or tan?
Mississippi girls are missing a "pp."
Last Christmas, I took a picture of your mom.
It's still printing.
Why was Wet scared of Water? Because he was the water.
How do you clean the ocean?
With tide!
Sad to think about legend O.G. Mudbone being no longer with us.
I’m only curious how they closed his casket.
Q: Why did the fly go to the hospital?
A: For the doctor to make it get "butter!"
What’s the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail—it’ll be delighted!
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?
A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
Why are eggs bad at puns?
They always mix up their yolks!
I tried to catch air once... I mist.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Bananana!
Where does a black Eskimo live?
In a Nigglu.
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.
What's the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?
With a cop car, all the pricks are on the inside.
Why do women buy clothes from the kids section? Because rapists prey on the weak.
