Short jokes
What's the most between my uncle and aunt?
My aunt waited until I was 14 to come on my face.
What do you call a vagina with multiple clits?
A tongue workout!
What did Cinderella leave at the ball?
Her virginity.
What do you call a person with cancer?
A ghost with a body.
They didn't have a category for Bald, so I chose the Bald Eagle.
Did you know that bald people have an endless forehead?
What do you call an epileptic midget that works at Little Caesars?
Little Seizures.
Your forehead is so big, I thought you were Megamind for a second there.
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I did phone sex, but I'll never do it again because last time my penis got stuck in the charging cord.
Indian porn
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What do you call the White House when a woman becomes President? A stable.
Hey, you down to fuck?
No, I’m just down.
I hate these double standards.
Burn a body at a crematorium and you're doing a good thing, burn a body at home and you're destroying evidence.
We cut and kill flowers because they're pretty.
We cut and kill ourselves because we are not.
What’s big, red, and eats rocks?
A big, red, rock eater.
Why did the two balls cross the road?
To get to the penis!
Sorry, too rude?
What goes in dry and comes out wet?
A dick.
When my dad once went to the Virgin Islands, now it's just called the Islands.
So my friend and I went camping at a Cold Lake Campground and he jumped into it without any warning, and so I asked him, "Wat-er you doing?"
When is a rape victim right?
When she admits she lied.