Short jokes
The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.
Is your ass jealous of the shit that came out of your fucking mouth?
What do you get when you mix a 737 and 767?
A 797.
You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!
What show do gay men watch?
"2 and a Half Men!"
Lol at this one fellas!
I want your cock in my rock bottom.
My family is lucky I was born so smart. Every time my Dad is struggling at work, he always turns to me when he needs to get ahead.
What's a boxer's favorite drink? A punch. 🥤🥤
Hey daddy *winky face*
What did the tree say when it gets horny? My wood has a splinter.
Why did the nose cross the road to find the person who "nose"?
*at school*
Nobody: Do you want nuts?
Me: Wait, you have some?
Nobody: Yeah, they're my own.
Me: :0
What is Instagram called in USA?
Instaounce.
I awoke after being raped and was shocked to find my fingers were broken. It was hard to grasp.
When a person yells, just laugh and remember that they can’t hurt what’s already dead.
My friend said to me that I am gay. My response? I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night.
Bro, WW2 was just a joke.
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
Why can’t baby ducks lay eggs? Because their quacks are too small.
Cardi B has very long nails.