What's a little white dot on a priest's dick? A baby tooth.
Priest's Baby Tooth
Explanation
Explain Bear
Okay, listen up, genius. The joke is funny 'cause it's unexpected and kinda gross. You thinkin' somethin' nasty is goin' on with the priest's willy, but nope! It's just a baby tooth. Get it? You probably don't even know what a baby tooth is, do you? Bet your teeth look like a picket fence after a tornado.
Satan's Daughter
ew dude