Short jokes
School would be a lot different if the quiet kid had an RPG.
I lit a retirement home on fire so that all the seniors can be cremated for free.
What is the difference between me and a fire?
It's hot.
Yo mama so ugly,
they won’t give her a vaccine so she can keep wearing her mask.
You’re so fat that when you sit on the toilet, it says, “A B C D E F G, get your butt off of me!”
Me: Hey Siri, did you know Candice died?
Siri: Yes, I was informed she died from sugondese.
Me: What is that?
Siri: Sugondese nuts.
What is the world's strongest material?
The tree that Paul Walker hit.
After the drive-by, Tupac became known as Pewpac.
What's an Asian's worst nightmare? A tree.
You are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world.
What's the same thing between a baby and a grenade?
They both make a sound when thrown.
What is the smallest skyscraper in the world? The World Trade Centre.
What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?
I would smash the Twin Towers.
Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"
Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.
I was going to make a depressing joke, but my parents already did.
What language do Asian Karen’s speak?
Demandarin.
What's the slogan for a Muslim gym?
Might in dynamite.
Q: Why can’t Jesus make fun of gay people?
A: He got nailed first.