Short jokes
Hello, it is the suicide line. Just keep hanging.
What’s the difference between a man and a margarita?
A margarita hits the spot every time.
What do sharks and people have in common? The great ones are white.
What's 6 plus 7?
67.
Q. What's the difference between an Alzheimer's patient and a tomato? A. A tomato isn't a vegetable.
I'm a proud racist. I love kart racing, street racing. Any kind will do.
I'm 43 and my date is 19. A man rudely comes up to our table and calls me a pedophile. I told him to fuck off, this is our 10th anniversary.
When you turn 100, you get a letter from the Queen. When you turn 16, you get a DM from Prince Andrew.
What do a bike and a rubber duck have in common? They both have a handlebar, except for the duck.
Why can't you starve in the desert?
Because of all the sand which is there.
What's hard about walking through a bunch of dead babies?
My dick.
I'm gay.
Fila is a cool brand. I fill a cock in my ass.
What’s the hardest bit about having anal sex?
Repeatedly getting a cock shoved in your arse🤣
What do you call 1 normal kid and 2 retarded kids smoking weed?
Pot roast.
How do you tell when a blonde just lost her virginity?
Her crayons are still wet.
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
Because they worship cows.
Why did Stephanie fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Not Stephanie!
What's the difference between a cow and a pig?
One is a pig.
Me: What's yellow and can't swim?
My sister: What??
Me: A school bus filled with kids.