Short jokes
Q: What's the difference between a smart Russian and a unicorn?
A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters.
What would Hitler do if he was in Minecraft?
Mien.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because he had no body to go with.
I'm a proud racist. I love kart racing, street racing. Any kind will do.
Q: Mummy, how do most stars die?
A: From an overdose.
Called a homeless kid 'Spider-Man' because he had no way home.
Your mama is so fat, the photo I took of her last Christmas is still printing.
Did you know that water is wet?
Why don’t midgets wear tampons?
Because they’ll trip over the string.
What’s the difference between my sister-in-law and a driveway?
I pull out of the driveway.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One serves the nailed to the cross, one nailed by her boss.
What do you call a white person from Africa?
Albino.
How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?
Tell them a joke to make them smile.
What did Jesus say when he was left hanging on the cross?
"Well this is one hell of a way to spend my Easter vacation!"
Sans: "Like, I'm so *flabbergasted*."
Gaster: "👌☼⚐ ✌☼☜ ✡⚐🕆 💧☜☼✋⚐🕆💧 ☼✋☝☟❄ ☠⚐🕈✍"
Man: Doctor, where are you taking me?
Doctor: To the morgue.
Man: But I’m not dead yet.
Doctor: Are we there yet?
Women have ass and tits... but men have dick and rights.
Joke: I went to a paraplegic strip club the other day, the place was crawling with pussy.
How do you get a party started in Africa?
You put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping.
Motherhood is a fairytale in reverse. You start in a beautiful gown and end up cleaning everyone's messes.