Short jokes
What do you call an entitled woman? A Karen.
What do you call the Gray Man in an electric chair? Fried Fish.
So I left my mom with my baby, and I was terrified when I came back; the wheelchair was in the water.
Have you seen Dolly Parton's new shoes? Neither has she!
I went down to my fridge to grab my dinner. I said to the children, "Who's next?"
She really wanted a boner.
His new music video has been leaked. It’s called “Living in a Tree.”
What happens when a depressed kid try’s to high-five a tree?
The tree leaves them hanging.
I broke my arm yesterday. My bro said it is Arm-ageddon, and I still don’t know why.
How did the orphan go to school?
Not by his parents.
Johnny, Johnny. Yes, Papa? Eating dick? Yes, Papa.
Roses are red, Your mum's a queer, Fucking hell, Can’t get out of first gear!
What comes up on small oceans? Microwaves.
What do cows use for math? A cow-culator 😏
What do orphans and dinosaurs have in common?
Their parents are extinct.
How do you know when your vegetables are completely cooked?
The wheelchair rises to the top.
Ur mom.
Oh wait, you don't have one.
What is brown and sticky?
What is white and gooey?
What is long and hard?
(Tell me in the comments)
Riddle: I can fill a room, others can have me, but I can't be shared. What am I?
Answer: Loneliness.
Here’s my hand, please hold it. That way I can say I was touched by an angel.