Short jokes

Oh Sans, you're such a bonehead! Sorry if that joke was jaw-breaking! LOL.

Money means nothing to me. Ask me for it, you will get nothing.

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?

Banana na na.

Sans: "Like, I'm so *flabbergasted*."

Gaster: "👌☼⚐ ✌☼☜ ✡⚐🕆 💧☜☼✋⚐🕆💧 ☼✋☝☟❄ ☠⚐🕈✍"

Man: Doctor, where are you taking me?

Doctor: To the morgue.

Man: But I’m not dead yet.

Doctor: Are we there yet?

I told my mom I'm happy and she said: "I didn't know you were gay."

What did the blonde say when asked if her turn signal worked?

“Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no.”

Who is Bill Cosby’s favorite Disney princess?

Sleeping Beauty.

Why are carpenters never horny after work?

Because they’ve already spent all day getting hammered and nailing things.

Men play video games to let their inner child out, while women do abortions.

My friend got arrested for shooting an unarmed black teen.

He was charged for impersonating a police officer.

Q: What's red during puberty?

A: The blood on my hands.

Friend: Name one gay person off the top of your head.

Me: Me.

What [is] another name for an abortion?

Canceling your delivery.

Why should you always wear rubber?

So you don’t leave DNA evidence.

When you reconstruct Michael Jackson and Lil Nas X to wreak havoc on preschool.

Toast is like parents.

If they are both black, you have nothing to eat.

Women have ass and tits... but men have dick and rights.

Joke: I went to a paraplegic strip club the other day, the place was crawling with pussy.

How do you get a party started in Africa?

You put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping.