Short jokes
What do you get if you talk to a Down syndrome person face to face at close distance?
Soaked...
What happens when you mess with a farmer? You get the whole ranch.
What did the sun say to the Earth?
"Am I hot?"
Sex is like show and tell: you show your pussy and dick, and then you tell each other how you feel.
What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown suit.
What is an army member's top drink?
WARter.
Why does Technoblade make orphan jokes?
'Cuz he's the Father!!!
Why couldn't the rape victim run away?
Because she was dead.
I don't even know why to joke about America, it's a joke itself TO THE FUCKING EARTH!
I find all these obese jokes horrible.
Don't you think they have enough on their plate?
Why do pedos hate corona? Because they have to stay two meters away from children. 😈
What's the difference between a cat and a human? About 500 bullets.
Why is the koala not a bear?
It doesn't have the right koalafications.
What does a priest and time have in common? They're both predators.
Jesus is a rock music fan.
Because he likes Nine Inch Nails.
How can you tell if a heterosexual man has been using a computer?
There is sperm on the screen.
What does a bullied kid say during a game of Kahoot?
"I'd like to Kahoot up this school."
How does a paedophile know if he's good at sex?
It'll forever be a mystery because the victims [are] too young to scream his name.
Yo Mama so fat that when she took a photo of herself to get it printed out, it took 15 years to finish!
A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says, "uno, dos..." and poof! He disappears without a tres.