Short jokes
Why can't you tell a joke in a corn maze?
Because there's too many ears.
What do they call me when I jack off?
Pulled pork.
What do French ducks say?
Quoi quoi.
What's worse than throwing a baby off a cliff?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
There was a guy how had a stroke, eh.
He's all right.
Why do leaves change color in the fall?
Because they want to leaf their old color.
American: How do you use a PC?
Amish: We use a potato.
I would try to make a Fortnite joke, but I can't seem to build on it.
Two of my grandpas died in WW2.
Their tower fell over.
Why did Snow White get kicked out of Disneyland?
She sat on Pinocchio's face and said: "Lie to me! Lie to me!"
I like my women like I like my chocolate.
Edible.
My infant drew on the walls today, but I don’t know how to punish them. So I think I’ll sleep on it.
What do penguins 🐧 eat for lunch?
Freeze burgers.
What do Cavemen poop in?
A Neander stall.
Patient: “Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.”
Doctor: “Next time, take off the candles.”
Anyone who says they don't like cats has never had one cooked right...
Alfred the Great was arguably the greatest king in England’s history.
The worst? Richard the Goat Fucker.
What are the 3 shortest words in the English language?
“Is It In?”
What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
I can only fit three fingers inside the bowling ball.
Why did the prostitute lose all her money?
Because she got f*cked.