Short jokes
You have more chin than brain cells!
What did the helicopter say?
Helicopter: "Kobe!"
If Trump colored his hair green and wore an orange shirt and pants, I will call him a carrot.
Want to know why some astronomers are gay?
It’s because they want to be in Uranus.
Where did Amy go after the explosion?
Everywhere.
What was Osama's favourite food... yer nan?
Roses are red, I reload fast...
I'm gonna pull up to your school, bitch you better run fast!
What’s the difference between a pimple and a Priest?
You see, a pimple wouldn’t normally come on a kid until he’s 13 years old.
Where do cows keep their historical cultural artifacts?
In the mooseum.
I was boiling some water and said, "Water, you will be mist!"
Two Asians walked into a strip club and they went to a cashier. They put in their names: her name was He Gay and his name was Shi A Ho.
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Guess what I got from my uncle this Christmas? Herpes.
What does a bar fly and a necrophiliac have in common?
They both enjoy a cold one once in a while.
Why were the people during 9/11 mad because they ordered pepperoni sandwiches, but they got two planes?
What’s my favorite Islamic Holiday... 9/11.
How is an orphan like a boomerang?
They always come back!
Why did Hitler's girlfriend break up with him? He Hit-ler.
Vegans: Save the Earth.
Normal People: We're trying to, but you guys keep eating it!
Uranus is a gas giant.