Short jokes
What's the difference between a feminist and a pig?
There isn't one; they are both the same thing.
Q. What is the most endangered creature in India?
A. The baby girl.
What's the definition of total chaos?
A bus load of retards passing a magnet factory.
Like if you're voting Trump 2024! WOOOOO!
What did Santa Claus get Paris Hilton for Christmas?
He raped her.
Two pedos are on the beach.
One pedo said, "Hey, get out of my son!"
Do you know what the similarity between a penis and cucumber is?
They both have cum in it.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? She gagged and moaned.
What do you call a dwarf with borderline autism? Jimothy.
Roses are red, violets are blue, your penis smells like stew, and I want to eat it too.
Roses are red, Justin Bieber is gay, But most importantly, You know de way.
What is a gathering of octopuses called?
Octoposse.
A swan, a goose, and a penguin walked into a bar... I ducked.
I don't like it when people make jokes about 9/11, because we lost 19 great patriots that day.
The world is a freaking rape joke.
What does a duck and a tablespoon have in common?
Both are not a lamp.
How do you recover from prostate cancer surgery?
It’s all Depends!
What do you do if you see an Indian woman getting raped? Nothing, since raping is a normal everyday part of Indian culture.
I tried to pull (his/her) leg at the comedy club, but got arrested for sexual harassment. Does that still count as a joke? 🤣
How are rape and an airplane similar?
The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.