Why did the nose cross the road to find the person who "nose"?
Short Jokes
What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?
GO HOME!
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Was it the pills that stopped his coughing, or was it the coffin they carried him off in?
Which company likes Jesus the most?
IHS Markit!
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?
Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.
Why did the MOSFET go to jail?
It had a charge for battery.
How did the shark do on his math test?
Jawesome!
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So, you're human, huh? Well, I'm a skeleton, so not much gets under my skin.
How do you make a peanut laugh? You crack it up!
How do you try to shout at someone on the bottom of the ground?
"Hey, sir! Are you dead?"
There were 25 cows, 28 chickens. How many didn't?
(Ten, if you count in base 13!)
You know what pun is used for "waist?"
Nothing. You'll find nothing.
It's just a waste of time.
My dumb ass thinking I made a friend, oh ya, I forgot, literally nobody likes me!
Hey daddy *winky face*
What did the tree say when it gets horny? My wood has a splinter.
I take all my anger out on orphans. Why?
Because they have no parents to run to.
Why don't gay Greek men in Greece perform anilingus on each other?
Because anilingus between two gay men is against the law in Greece.
I painted my dad white so he wouldn’t leave.
What kind of clothing should you wear on “hump day”? Camelflouge.
