Candice Nut

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Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about them "gotcha" moments. See, you ask someone "Who's Joe?" to bait them. Then, you hit 'em with "Candice." The punchline is "Candice nuts fit in Joe Mama's mouth," which is a play on words that makes it sound like you're saying "Candies nuts fit in Joe Mama's mouth." It's stupid, I know, but that's the point. You probably didn't even know your brain has the density of a neutron star!

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