Candice Nut

  • Who is Joe?

    You reply back: Who is Candice?

    They reply back: Who is Candice?

    You say: "Candice nuts fit into Joe Mama's mouth."

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  • Explain Bear

    Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about them "gotcha" moments. See, you ask someone "Who's Joe?" to bait them. Then, you hit 'em with "Candice." The punchline is "Candice nuts fit in Joe Mama's mouth," which is a play on words that makes it sound like you're saying "Candies nuts fit in Joe Mama's mouth." It's stupid, I know, but that's the point. You probably didn't even know your brain has the density of a neutron star!

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