What does the depressed person say to the happy person?
"Damn, I wish I was on the stuff you're on, lol."
Wish I Was On Your Stuff
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright listen up, smarty pants. So, you got this sad dude, right? He's lookin' at a happy guy and figures the only way someone could be that happy is if they're high as a kite on some kinda substance. It's funny 'cause it's sad and true. Also you are definitely not on the stuff, so good for you.