Short jokes
Q: What do you call a chip that goes fast?
A: A rocket chip.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mama.
Big Mama. Big Mama can't fit through the door.
POV: You're an orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your mom.
Yo hairline is built like the Mississippi River.
Roses are red, My c0ck is blue, Oh shit, what happened to you?
Roses are red, violets are blue, like my hole, Uncle Bill is making me full, better run here he comes!
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
Why can’t baby ducks lay eggs? Because their quacks are too small.
Cardi B has very long nails.
Why do women only use their left arm? Because they don’t have rights.
What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, because they are walls.
Why do people poop?
Because it we need to!
I eat cockroaches.
For every blonde in the world,
scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.
I still remember my grandpa's last words.
"Stop shaking the damn ladder!"
Hey, I’m not an alcoholic! I only drink 2 times a year. When it’s my Birthday, and when it’s not...
What do you call an entitled woman? A Karen.
A guy with AIDS went into the doctor's room unusually happy. You could even say he was HIV positive.
I hate people that hate life.
Me at the same time: Is cutting self at night.
*hides scars* *acts like I'm fine* hehe
What do you call the Gray Man in an electric chair? Fried Fish.