Short jokes
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One serves the nailed to the cross, one nailed by her boss.
What do you call a white person from Africa?
Albino.
How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?
Tell them a joke to make them smile.
I'm so jealous of babies with anencephaly.
They can eat all the ice cream they want and never get brain freezes.
Hello, it is the suicide line. Just keep hanging.
What do sharks and people have in common? The great ones are white.
What do you call two homeless people throwing rocks at each other?
A pillow fight.
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
Somewhere over the rainbow.
I told one of my friends, "You're the reason why gene pools have lifeguards."
I'm a proud racist. I love kart racing, street racing. Any kind will do.
Did you know that water is wet?
I have a joke about suicide, but I’ll just let it hang.
Banker: I have the right to take your money!
Me: Check my name.
Banker: Robin D. Bank, why?
Banker: *realizes*
Me: 😈🖐️ Gimme, gimme.
Why did the cheese fail the test? It couldn't make the grade, curd.
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
What do you call a pile of cheese? A cheese grater.
I saw someone who was about to jump off a bridge. They were wearing a Nike "JUST DO IT" shirt.
You're so wonderful that Wonderland booked tickets to meet you!
Your smile is so nice that the moon shines off them.
Women have ass and tits... but men have dick and rights.
Joke: I went to a paraplegic strip club the other day, the place was crawling with pussy.