Short jokes
Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?
Because its head is so far away from its body.
Last time Kenny ate a vegetable, he got banned from his mom's nursing home.
Your Momma's so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
What is Trump's favorite snack?
Cheetos.
(Get it? He looks like a Cheeto!)
Adam and Eve had sex. It was paradise.
"Wheel" all miss him, right?
What does it take to paint a wall red?
Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.
Three Nazis walk into a bar.
I’m a clown...
And everyone knows.
When a woman decides to abort, it is called a decision, but when I run my truck into a playground of kids, it is called murder.
What's the difference between a little boy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't scream when you put your meat in it.
Where do cows keep their historical cultural artifacts?
In the mooseum.
Roses are red, I reload fast...
I'm gonna pull up to your school, bitch you better run fast!
What do you get when you cross a cow with a coffee bean grower?
De-calf!
Stephen Hawking had pins and needles and got told to walk it off.
I’m reading a book about Anti-Gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
What was Osama's favourite food... yer nan?
What’s my favorite Islamic Holiday... 9/11.
Why did Hitler's girlfriend break up with him? He Hit-ler.
What does a bar fly and a necrophiliac have in common?
They both enjoy a cold one once in a while.