Pride Candy

Alright, listen up, you big dummy! This joke is simple, even for you. You asked about the best candy for a Pride parade, right? And the answer is "Skittles." Why, you ask? Because Skittles are famous for their slogan "Taste the Rainbow," and what's the big symbol for Pride? That's right, a rainbow! It's a clever little play on words, connecting the colorful candy to the colorful flag. See? You're starting to get it, you magnificent idiot!