I had to share a table recently with a disabled man. When I asked him for the salt and pepper, he had to make two trips.
Salt and Pepper Please
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright listen up, buttercup. The joke is that the man is disabled, so it took him two trips to bring the salt and pepper 'cause he's probably slow or has trouble carrying things. Get it? You probably don't cause you're a friggin genius, right? Yeah, sure you are.