Short jokes
What did Santa Claus get Paris Hilton for Christmas?
He raped her.
Two pedos are on the beach.
One pedo said, "Hey, get out of my son!"
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? She gagged and moaned.
Do you know what the similarity between a penis and cucumber is?
They both have cum in it.
What do you call a dwarf with borderline autism? Jimothy.
Roses are red, violets are blue, your penis smells like stew, and I want to eat it too.
Roses are red, Justin Bieber is gay, But most importantly, You know de way.
The world is a freaking rape joke.
A swan, a goose, and a penguin walked into a bar... I ducked.
What is a gathering of octopuses called?
Octoposse.
I don't like it when people make jokes about 9/11, because we lost 19 great patriots that day.
What do you do if you see an Indian woman getting raped? Nothing, since raping is a normal everyday part of Indian culture.
I tried to pull (his/her) leg at the comedy club, but got arrested for sexual harassment. Does that still count as a joke? 🤣
How do you recover from prostate cancer surgery?
It’s all Depends!
What does a duck and a tablespoon have in common?
Both are not a lamp.
Guns don't kill people, black people kill people.
Why did the prostitute lose all her money?
Because she got f*cked.
You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant!
Just watched my friend take a steak out of her pocket. That steak was so outta pocket.
Q: What does Pakistan love to do with India when they go to war?
A: Surrender their 93,000 soldiers.