Short jokes

Short jokes

America

I don't even know why to joke about America, it's a joke itself TO THE FUCKING EARTH!

Sex

Sex is like show and tell: you show your pussy and dick, and then you tell each other how you feel.

Orphan

You heard of Spider-Man: No Way Home. Now get ready for:

Orphan: No Way Home.

Horse

Hears a clean joke: My horse got muddy, so I gave him a bubble bath.

Now hears a dirty joke: Bubbles is the horse next door.

Orphan

An orphan girl's boyfriend broke up with her, what was his reason?

"If her parents didn't want her, why should I?"

People

Normal people: I'm my own nationality.

Michael Jackson: Click here to change nationality.

Baby

What’s the best part about putting a baby in a blender feet first?

Watching their expression change.

Rolex

People see this Rolex and they kill themselves.

Motherfucker, that's a suicide watch!

Cancer

What's the difference between me and cancer?

My dad didn't beat cancer.

Koala

Why is the koala not a bear?

It doesn't have the right koalafications.

School

There will be no school shooter joke today in honor of the 10 people killed in the Colorado grocery store shooting. R.I.P.

Guy

What’s one thing that a gay person is scared of?

A gay guy that’s straight!

Child

What to gift a child molester who already has everything? A bigger county with more believers.