Short jokes
What did the cow say at night? Look at the moooon.
What has eight legs and doesn’t rape children?
The Jackson 4.
Why are colds such bad robbers?
Because they're so easy to catch.
Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8.
How do you know if you have a high sperm count?
She chews before she swallows.
What did the dentist say to the butt?
"That's the largest cavity I've ever seen!"
What did the French Fry 🍟 say to the Hamburger 🍔?
I guess that’s a wrap!
Why do New Yorkers get what Spider-Man is saying?
Because he always makes spider-sense.
Sadly, blind jokes are cruel. A kid at my school was punched the other day for being blind.
Sadly, he didn't see it coming.
A single sentence walks into a bar.
Josh: Tell me something funny.
Mark: My life.
You want to hear a joke about pizza?
Sorry! Can't tell ya, it's too cheesy!
How many times do you tickle a squid before it laughs?
TEN-TICKLES
A Nacho has a problem going on, and the Taco says to the Nacho, "Wanna taco 'bout it?"
And the Nacho says to the Taco, "It's nacho problem!"
What do skeletons say before they eat?
Bone appétit. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Why is the penis so light?
Because even thots can lift them.
Mom! I think that dad is sleeping.
Mom: No, honey, I killed him.
Stop copying each other, fucking losers!
What pants do you wear to church? Hole-y ones.
During WWI and WWII, the infantry would use shovels as weapons and to dig trenches. I bet they really dig that weapon!