Short jokes
I don't even know why to joke about America, it's a joke itself TO THE FUCKING EARTH!
Sex is like show and tell: you show your pussy and dick, and then you tell each other how you feel.
What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown suit.
A scientist discovered water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
Why does Technoblade make orphan jokes?
'Cuz he's the Father!!!
You heard of Spider-Man: No Way Home. Now get ready for:
Orphan: No Way Home.
Hears a clean joke: My horse got muddy, so I gave him a bubble bath.
Now hears a dirty joke: Bubbles is the horse next door.
An orphan girl's boyfriend broke up with her, what was his reason?
"If her parents didn't want her, why should I?"
Normal people: I'm my own nationality.
Michael Jackson: Click here to change nationality.
What is an army member's top drink?
WARter.
What’s the best part about putting a baby in a blender feet first?
Watching their expression change.
Why couldn't the rape victim run away?
Because she was dead.
People see this Rolex and they kill themselves.
Motherfucker, that's a suicide watch!
What's the difference between me and cancer?
My dad didn't beat cancer.
What do you get if you talk to a Down syndrome person face to face at close distance?
Soaked...
Why is the koala not a bear?
It doesn't have the right koalafications.
There will be no school shooter joke today in honor of the 10 people killed in the Colorado grocery store shooting. R.I.P.
Well, I'm off to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes.
What’s one thing that a gay person is scared of?
A gay guy that’s straight!
What to gift a child molester who already has everything? A bigger county with more believers.