Short jokes
What's a brother and sister from Alabama's favorite sex position?
The cowgirl.
Y'all, I'm suspended till Wednesday and can't do much cuz I'm on a tablet, not my computer. Tell autterpop I won't be on till Wednesday or after.
The towers ordered pepperoni but got plane.
What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.
Uber driver: .........
Me: .........
Uber driver: .........
Me: 5 stars.
What has eight legs and doesn’t rape children?
The Jackson 4.
What did the cow say at night? Look at the moooon.
What's the difference between your mom in bed and Biden in the presidential race?
Your mom finishes.
In Israel, they don't have Walmarts; they only have Targets.
What's the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?
With a cop car, all the pricks are on the inside.
A single sentence walks into a bar.
How many times do you tickle a squid before it laughs?
TEN-TICKLES
Josh: Tell me something funny.
Mark: My life.
You want to hear a joke about pizza?
Sorry! Can't tell ya, it's too cheesy!
A Nacho has a problem going on, and the Taco says to the Nacho, "Wanna taco 'bout it?"
And the Nacho says to the Taco, "It's nacho problem!"
What pants do you wear to church? Hole-y ones.
What did the plug hole say to the plug? "We are so in sync."
What do you get when you cross a stick and a dog? A run away joke...
Mom! I think that dad is sleeping.
Mom: No, honey, I killed him.
What do skeletons say before they eat?
Bone appétit. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)