A guy with AIDS went into the doctor's room unusually happy. You could even say he was HIV positive.
Short Jokes
I hate people that hate life.
Me at the same time: Is cutting self at night.
*hides scars* *acts like I'm fine* hehe
Sometimes when I think I'm ugly, I just think of my sister and it makes me feel better.
What do you call the Gray Man in an electric chair? Fried Fish.
So I left my mom with my baby, and I was terrified when I came back; the wheelchair was in the water.
I hear you like funny people. In fact, my whole life's a joke!
Q: What do you call a chip that goes fast?
A: A rocket chip.
POV: You're an orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your mom.
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
Why can’t baby ducks lay eggs? Because their quacks are too small.
What vibrates and is 6 inches?
A toothbrush.
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
Why do people poop?
Because it we need to!
What is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? One sticks to the roof of your mouth, while the other one doesn't!
Comment on this if you are somewhat like me: depressed, single, gay, and act like you're not burning inside.
Why did the dumb blonde pee inside the condom?
Because the doctor told the dumb blonde that the dumb blonde was going to get a urine test!
Have you seen Dolly Parton's new shoes? Neither has she!
I went to McDonald's and I saw a line of fat people because they were selling free hamburgers.
I eat cockroaches.
The only time that cows will make noise is when they are in the moooo-d.
