Squid

Squid Jokes

Time

How many times do you tickle a squid before it laughs?

TEN-TICKLES

Octopus

I had to take my pet octopus to the vet yesterday.

Oh, don't worry, he's okay now.

But the vet charged me six quid.

Mama

Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.

Mama

Yo mama so dumb, she thought "The Squid Game" was an all-you-can-eat buffet.

Octopus

What is the difference between a white octopus and a white squid?

A white octopus isn't in the KKK!

Story

Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.

Banana

Why don't heterosexual men want to suck bananas because they taste like octopus and squid?

Octopus

I had to take my pet octopus to the vet yesterday.

Oh, don’t worry, he’s okay now.

But the vet charged me six quid.