Squid jokes

How many times do you tickle a squid before it laughs?

TEN-TICKLES

What is a gathering of octopuses called?

Octoposse.

I had to take my pet octopus to the vet yesterday.

Oh, don't worry, he's okay now.

But the vet charged me six quid.

Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.

"Squid Game" doll be like: "Gugu la gu, your mom, my balls!"

Yo mama so dumb, she thought "The Squid Game" was an all-you-can-eat buffet.

What is the difference between a white octopus and a white squid?

A white octopus isn't in the KKK!

What do you call a group of emos?

The Suasied Squid.

Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.

Why don't heterosexual men want to suck bananas because they taste like octopus and squid?

I had to take my pet octopus to the vet yesterday.

Oh, don’t worry, he’s okay now.

But the vet charged me six quid.