Fraction jokes

Who invented fractions?

Henry the 1/8.

3/7 of a chicken, 2/3 cat, 1/2 goat. What do you get when you cross those?

Answer: Chi-ca-go

Alright, riddle me this: I am loud and obnoxious, I like music that rhymes. I'm a fraction of the population, but commit half the crimes! What am I?

What's 9 divided by 11?

Well, I know it's less than two alright!

Ratio.

What did the dumb kid call ratios?

A type of cereal.