Fraction jokes

3/7 of a chicken, 2/3 cat, 1/2 goat. What do you get when you cross those?

Answer: Chi-ca-go

Alright, riddle me this: I am loud and obnoxious, I like music that rhymes. I'm a fraction of the population, but commit half the crimes! What am I?

Who invented fractions?

Henry the 1/8.

How many times does 43 go into 8?

Get in the van and find out.

Surveys say that 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea. That means the 5th one likes it.

Girls are like math; if they're under ten, then you use your fingers.

3.14% of sailors are...

π-rates.