Fraction jokes

3/7 of a chicken, 2/3 cat, 1/2 goat. What do you get when you cross those?

Answer: Chi-ca-go

Alright, riddle me this: I am loud and obnoxious, I like music that rhymes. I'm a fraction of the population, but commit half the crimes! What am I?

Who invented fractions?

Henry the 1/8.

How many times does 43 go into 8?

Get in the van and find out.

Surveys say that 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea. That means the 5th one likes it.

Girls are like math; if they're under ten, then you use your fingers.

3.14% of sailors are...

π-rates.

A teacher asked his students a math question.

"You have one dollar. Your parents give you five dollars. How much money do you have?"

After some thinking, about half the class raised their hands. The teacher called on a little girl in the front.

"One dollar!" she said.