Short jokes

What turns green, purple, and white? A chameleon.

Moxxie: ThEy CaLlEd Me A pOsSuM!! i'M nOt A pOsSuM!!

Why can’t Hitler do track?

He can’t even finish a race.

I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.

I think we know why.

A Souls fan raped me. He said, "Try finger, but hole."

I wish the doctor would prescribe me some medicine that's actually useful, like cyanide.

Your mama is so ugly even Dora can't explore her.

Hey, y'all, I just wanna say thanks to Gwen on here. She writes jokes, and she got me through a lot xx.

I'm sick of crying; tired of trying; yes, I'm still smiling; inside I'm dying.

Which one fell first?

The depressed kid or the feather? Look at 1st comment to see answer.

Me: Why do you need to use shampoo when you are already bald? 🤣

Why can't orphans have an iPhone?

'Cause they can't find the home button.

What did the grandma say at the hospital when you pulled the tube?...................

Look, an orphan, let's go beat 'em up.

Sometimes a depressed person is antidepression.

I got caught peeing in the pool.

The lifeguard blew his whistle so hard I nearly fell in!

I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...

Girl: Wanna come over to my house?

Orphan: I have to ask if my parents come home.

I'm illegal.

What game does an emo hate the most?

Life!