Short jokes
I have more cum in one testicle than you have in your whole penis.
Why did the pervert cross the road?
'Cause he was stuck to the chicken.
Why can Asian people buy phones?
'Cause they might call the wrong number.
Two Asian people have a black baby.
Something wrong.
If God didn’t mean for us to have sex with 11-year-old girls, why did he make them so sexy and so much physically weaker?
What do gay guys and priests have in common?
They are both gay in their own ways.
He installed a hacked client on his MC server called cancer.exe.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? The children's menu.
One time I went to high-five someone. I've been left hanging ever since.
What do you call a guy with a long chin?
Chino-Chinese
Imagine being emo.
Couldn't be me.
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
Mom, can I be a firefighter when I grow up?
Mom: Oh, you won't grow up, Caillou.
I'm illegal.
What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe?
Kilometers Morales.
What makes a cult and a racist family of 5 common?
Not all are friends.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
'Cause they can't find the home button.
What do Priests and School shooters have in common?
They both blast little kids in the face.
Why do American guns only have 30 bullets?
'Cause that's how many kids are in a class.
Why is Johnson’s baby shampoo the best lubricant for anal sex?
- No more tears.