Why does the owl 🦉 have a lot of friends?
Because he’s a hoot.
(on thirteenth birthday) Girl: Ma, why did papa leave? Mother: Well, it started exactly 1 year and 189 days ago...
I’m boutta go to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes
what does a make a wish kid and mosquitoes have in common? They Both Got A 10% Survival Rate...
Why couldn't Stephen hawking pass because he couldn't pass I'm not a robot test
Tigger was playing hide & seek so he looked in the toilet but all he found was pooh
Q: why did the scarecrow from the wizard of oz win an award? A: Because he was outstanding IN HIS FIELD.
I knew a guy who used to sell wrenches. He was all torque.
what do mermaids wash thier fins with?
Tide
Teacher: What month is it? Quiet kid: AUG-ust Classroom: visible concern
why did zozo the hobo cross the road
to et the pringles
A man was at the temperature -273.15°C. He was OK.
why cant Columbus be offered a professional football team?
Because then Cincinnati would want one to
Why couldnt proffessor xavier fight magneto? because he couldnt stand up for himself
What kind of ankle are you? A broken ankle
One did one male whale say to the other male whale? She's gonna blow!
What did one snow ❄️ man say to it self? My arm is broken
Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like? A: “Wrap” music
1979: i bet there will be "flying cars" in "the future" 2019: the flying cars future
What do you get when you eat a hamburger 🍔😋? Mustard gas.
