What is one word orphans can't spell?
Family.
Short Jokes
Orphan: I wish to be like Batman.
Genie: Your wish is granted.
Orphan goes home. His parents are dead.
How is everyone? I just started school. Sixth grade, yeah!
I walk in from work to find my wife dead on the sofa.
As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of sick fuck does that?
Why did the butt let out a fart?
Answer: To wipe out humanity!
What's the difference between my ass and the toddlers in my uncle's basement?
My ass doesn't cry when he sticks it in late at night.
Why did the director have an injured leg? Cause he couldn't find the right cast.
What's yellow and can't swim? My mom on Halloween.
Fuck y'all, orphan lives matter!
What are the 3 shortest words in the English language?
“Is It In?”
Alfred the Great was arguably the greatest king in England’s history.
The worst? Richard the Goat Fucker.
I went up to a kid and asked, "Are you an orphan?" They said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
Why can't Jesus play hockey?
He keeps getting nailed to the boards.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
... YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...
Guns don't kill people, black people kill people.
I'm autistic, and I find these so funny.
Why did Snow White get kicked out of Disneyland?
She sat on Pinocchio's face and said: "Lie to me! Lie to me!"
I would try to make a Fortnite joke, but I can't seem to build on it.
What do cows use to do their homework? A cowculator.
I like my women like I like my chocolate.
Edible.
